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Earth to Herc! Come in, Herc!
Come in, Herc!

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We got a job to do, remember?
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Thebes is still waitin'.
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Yeah. I know.
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How cute.
:35:22
A couple of rodents
looking for a theme park.

:35:25
Who you callin' a rodent,
sister?

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- I'm a bunny!
- And I'm his gopher.

:35:31
I thought I smelled a rat.
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Speak of the devil.
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Meg, my little flower,
my little bird...

:35:39
my little nut, Meg.
:35:41
What exactly happened here?
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I thought you were gonna
persuade the river guardian...

:35:45
to join my team
for the uprising...

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and here I am, kind of
river guardian-less.

:35:49
I gave it my best shot...
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but he made me an offer
I had to refuse.

:35:53
Fine. So, instead of subtracting
two years from your sentence...

:35:56
hey, I'm gonna add two on, OK?
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Give that your best shot.
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Look, it wasn't my fault.
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It was this wonderboy, Hercules.
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Hercules? Why does that name
ring a bell?

:36:06
I don't know.
Maybe we owe him money?

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What was that name again?
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He comes on with this big,
innocent farm boy routine...

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but I could see through that
in a Peloponnesian minute.

:36:18
Wait a minute.
Wasn't Hercules...

:36:19
the name of that kid
we were supposed to...

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Oh, my gods!
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Run for it!
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So you took care of him, huh?
:36:28
"Dead as a door nail."
:36:30
Weren't those your exact words?
:36:33
This might be
a different Hercules.

:36:35
I mean, Hercules is
a very popular name nowadays!

:36:38
Remember, like,
a few years ago...

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every other boy was named
Jason...

:36:42
and the girls were all
named Brittany?

:36:45
I'm about to rearrange
the cosmos...

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and the one schlemiel
who can louse it up...

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is waltzing around in the woods!
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Wait, big guy.

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