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It was this wonderboy, Hercules.
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Hercules? Why does that name
ring a bell?

:36:06
I don't know.
Maybe we owe him money?

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What was that name again?
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He comes on with this big,
innocent farm boy routine...

:36:16
but I could see through that
in a Peloponnesian minute.

:36:18
Wait a minute.
Wasn't Hercules...

:36:19
the name of that kid
we were supposed to...

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Oh, my gods!
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Run for it!
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So you took care of him, huh?
:36:28
"Dead as a door nail."
:36:30
Weren't those your exact words?
:36:33
This might be
a different Hercules.

:36:35
I mean, Hercules is
a very popular name nowadays!

:36:38
Remember, like,
a few years ago...

:36:40
every other boy was named
Jason...

:36:42
and the girls were all
named Brittany?

:36:45
I'm about to rearrange
the cosmos...

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and the one schlemiel
who can louse it up...

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is waltzing around in the woods!
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Wait, big guy.
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We can still cut in
on his waltzing.

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That's right! And at least
we made him mortal.

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That's a good thing.
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Didn't we?
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Fortunately
for the three of you...

:37:11
we still have time to correct
this rather egregious oversight.

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And this time, no foul-ups.
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Is that all one town?
:37:25
One town, a million troubles.
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The one and only Thebes.
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The Big Olive itself.
:37:31
If you can make it there,
you can make it anywhere.

:37:39
Stick with me, kid.
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This city is a dangerous place.
:37:46
Look where you're goin',
numbskull!

:37:47
Hey, I'm walkin' here!
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You see what I mean?
I'm tellin' you... wackos.

:37:52
Pita bread. Pita bread.
Get your pita bread here.

:37:55
- Hey, Mack.
- Whoa!

:37:58
You wanna buy a sundial?

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