:23:01
TRINA: Come on. I always knew.
:23:03
AVA: I say bravo.
It's a blow for freedom.
:23:06
ED: Good for Howard.
To quote Mr. Bob Dylan...
:23:09
"How many roads
must a man walk down...
:23:11
"before we call him a man?"
:23:13
TRINA: Ed, don't. It's early.
:23:14
CARL: Knew what?
:23:16
ED: [Singing] And how many
seas must the white dove...
:23:19
- Ed, please.
- Before she sleeps...
:23:22
- Shut up, Ed!
- Trina.
:23:23
We're talking about Howard.
:23:25
CARL: Why are we
talking about Howard?
:23:27
AVA: 'Cause he likes dick.
:23:31
[Door opens]
:23:33
EMILY: Good morning, everyone.
How are you?
:23:36
- Hey! Terrific!
- Fabulous.
:23:39
WOMAN: Is that Xerox
still on the fritz?
:23:42
- How are you, sunshine?
- Oh, fine.
:23:44
AVA: Oh, look at you.
:23:46
CARL: Dick who?
:23:48
MIKE: He's getting married
this week.
:23:48
MIKE: He's getting married
this week.
:23:51
JACK: See? He's not gay.
I told you.
:23:54
MIKE: But think about it.
I mean, gay guys.
:23:56
BO Y: I don't wanna
think about it.
:23:57
MIKE: There's only two times
where it's OKto do gay stuff.
:24:01
Two emergency situations.
:24:03
JACK: What? Which situations?
:24:04
MIKE: Prison, when it's
a substitute, or guys in space.
:24:07
JACK: Guys in space?
:24:09
MIKE: Not on purpose.
:24:10
It just happens
because they're weightless...
:24:13
and they float into each other
when they're asleep.
:24:18
JACK: You're so lame.
:24:20
MIKE: I know it's wrong.
:24:22
It's against, like, nature.
Basic plumbing.
:24:25
JACK: What?
:24:26
MIKE: It's the human body.
:24:28
It's divided up
into in-holes and out-holes.
:24:32
Stuff is supposed to go in the
in-holes and out the out-holes.
:24:35
But gay guys, they put stuff
in the out-holes.
:24:41
BO Y: Wait.
So is your mouth an in-hole?
:24:44
MIKE: Right. 'Cause you put
burgers in it and brew.
:24:48
Unless you're sick, and puke.
:24:49
Then it's an out-hole,
so it's wrong.
:24:56
Guys, come on! Hustle!
:24:58
You'll be late for class.
Let's go!