:26:06
PETER: Peter Malloy, network.
:26:08
HOWARD: No, no, no.
No more interviews.
:26:11
I have nothing to say.
I have no comments.
:26:14
I have no thoughts
on gay marriage...
:26:16
I didn't see "The Birdcage."
I'm having dinner.
:26:19
PETER: Of course. I'm sorry.
:26:21
HOWARD: You should be.
Why are you sitting?
:26:23
You people. Have some decency.
:26:25
You've been hounding me all day.
At my school, at my home.
:26:29
You should be ashamed
of yourselves.
:26:31
I am. Those leeches.
:26:32
They have no right
to pry into your life.
:26:35
They're sleazy.
:26:36
I don't know.
I like that Barbara Walters.
:26:38
Did Barbara call you?
:26:41
No.
:26:44
PETER: Howard.
:26:46
- Howard!
- No!
:26:49
PETER: Oh, Howard.
:26:50
HOWARD: Leave me alone,
you smut peddler!
:26:53
You professional gossip!
:26:54
PETER: Will you get real?
:26:56
HOWARD: Shh!
:26:58
- Look at me.
- Why?
:26:59
Sure, I look great,
but my ratings.
:27:02
Everyone wants to talk to
Diane Sawyer or Joan Lunden.
:27:06
My network's killing me.
They want me blond.
:27:09
With your coloring?
:27:10
All those reporters,
after today, they're gone.
:27:13
They've got their story.
But I care.
:27:16
I am doing a full week.
:27:20
A week? You can't.
:27:21
I have to. It's too good.
:27:23
No. I have classes to teach.
I'm getting married.
:27:26
- I'll be there.
- No.
:27:28
- I'll kill you.
- But it's classic.
:27:30
Sex, a small town,
and a movie star.
:27:32
Why can't you see that?
:27:34
"Howard Brackett: In and out."
:27:38
My God.
You are pure television.
:27:42
Stop it.
:27:44
Good night.
:27:52
[Laughter]
:27:54
WALTER: Guys, remember...
:27:56
- I got that.
- Thanks.
:27:57
WALTER: Don't say nothing about
the Oscars or Cameron Drake.