1:19:00
MEREDITH: Oh!
1:19:01
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
1:19:04
- Young lady?
- It's happening.
1:19:06
I had Mr. Brackett all year,
and...
1:19:08
Oh, my God, I'm gay!
1:19:11
Excuse me?
1:19:12
If there's something wrong
with Mr. Brackett or Jack...
1:19:15
then there's something wrong
with me. I'm gay.
1:19:18
VICKY: So am I.
1:19:19
ED: She is not!
1:19:21
AVA: I know you're not.
You're a tramp.
1:19:23
[Crowd murmurs]
1:19:25
VICKY: Mike! Michael.
1:19:26
MIKE: Oh, man.
1:19:28
JACK: Stirgo.
1:19:29
MIKE: All right. I'm gay.
I'm a homo. I like guys.
1:19:33
I still do it with chicks
every chance I get...
1:19:35
and I'm totally good at it...
1:19:38
but I hate it, and I'm gay.
1:19:41
HALLIWELL: Kids, kids, kids,
please, please, sit down.
1:19:45
We're here to graduate.
1:19:46
I'm sure Mr. Brackett
is gratified by your display.
1:19:51
Compassion is a wonderful
quality, however misguided.
1:19:55
But as Howard very well knows,
the decision is not yours.
1:19:59
It is a gonad thing.
1:20:00
[Murmuring]
1:20:02
A grown-up thing.
1:20:06
I have to answer
to the community...
1:20:08
and as far as the community
is concerned...
1:20:12
toward Howard Brackett,
they have said, "No, no, no."
1:20:18
HALLIWELL: Please sit down,
and let's pass out diplomas.
1:20:23
Well, I'm a...
1:20:30
I'm a member of the community...
1:20:31
and I don't mind
that Howard's gay.
1:20:33
HALLIWELL:
But you're his brother.
1:20:37
As... as you know.
1:20:44
So you know what that means?
1:20:48
Uh-oh. I must be gay.
1:20:53
HALLIWELL: But you're not
a parent, are you?
1:20:56
FRANK: Excuse me, I'm a parent.