:01:00
My name is Julian Po.
:01:04
I'm thirty years old...
:01:06
and I'm recording
the story of my life...
:01:08
on this tape recorder
for the purpose of...
:01:13
recording my life. Heh.
:01:15
No.
:01:19
Recording my life
on this tape recorder...
:01:21
which I bought two weeks ago
at the Payless for $29.
:01:25
Uh, it's got
noise reduction, uh...
:01:31
What do I say now?
I have no idea.
:01:36
I tried to keep a journal once,
but that didn't work out.
:01:40
I'm not a novelist
or anything like that.
:01:43
Actually, I'm a bookkeeper.
:01:45
It's not worth mentioning.
:01:49
I'm Julian Po.
:01:50
This is the story
of my trip to the sea.
:01:55
Of all the places
I've never been...
:01:57
it's the one
that I love the most.
:02:00
No, no, no.
That didn't come out right.
:02:03
Who's going
to hear this anyway?
:02:06
Probably not even me.
:02:31
Well? What the hell
do you want?
:02:35
Your, uh... sign said
you had a vacancy.
:02:38
It always says that.
It's permanent.
:02:42
So you have no rooms.
:02:44
Whoa.
:02:45
You ain't puttin' words
in my mouth.
:02:50
Sign that.
:02:54
That's twenty bucks a night,
in advance.