:32:03
- You know why l pulled you over?
- Depends on how long
you were following me!
:32:08
- Why don't we take it from the top?
- Here goes.
:32:11
l sped, l followed too closely,
l ran a stop sign,
:32:13
l almost hit a Chevy, l sped
some more, l failed to yield,
:32:17
l changed lanes without
signaling while speeding!
:32:21
- ls that all?
- No.
:32:26
l have unpaid parking tickets.
:32:29
(Groans)
:32:31
Be gentle.
:32:36
Audrey! Wait!
:32:41
Wait, Audrey. Ooh!
Hold on. Wait!
:32:44
Wait. l just had an insight
into myself. l'm crazy.
:32:49
You call and say,
''Wait, l'll be right over,''
:32:52
and here's the crazy part--
l actually wait.
:32:55
- l can explain this.
- l have missed a department meeting.
:32:59
- Did you come in a cab?
- Yes!
:33:01
Where's your car?
:33:04
Thank you! l can't tell you
how much this means to me.
:33:07
- l can. $1,654.11.
- How do you sleep at night?
:33:16
l'm takin' this.
(lnhales Loudly)
:33:19
(Loud Crunch)
:33:21
(Tires Squealing)
:33:27
You scratched my car!
:33:29
- Where?
- Right there!
:33:35
Oh, there.
That was already there.
:33:38
Why, you!
:33:41
You liar!
:33:44
-You know what l'm gonna do about this?
-What?
:33:46
Nothing! Because if l take
you to court, it'll drain
eight hours out of my life,
:33:50
and you won't show up,
and if l got the judgement,
you'd just stiff me anyway!
:33:53
So l'm gonna piss and moan
like an impotent jerk...
:33:57
and then bend over and
take it up the tailpipe!