Liar Liar
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:33:01
Where's your car?
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Thank you! l can't tell you
how much this means to me.

:33:07
- l can. $1,654.11.
- How do you sleep at night?

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l'm takin' this.
(lnhales Loudly)

:33:19
(Loud Crunch)
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(Tires Squealing)
:33:27
You scratched my car!
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- Where?
- Right there!

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Oh, there.
That was already there.

:33:38
Why, you!
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You liar!
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-You know what l'm gonna do about this?
-What?

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Nothing! Because if l take
you to court, it'll drain
eight hours out of my life,

:33:50
and you won't show up,
and if l got the judgement,
you'd just stiff me anyway!

:33:53
So l'm gonna piss and moan
like an impotent jerk...

:33:57
and then bend over and
take it up the tailpipe!

:34:01
You been here before,
haven't ya?

:34:04
Well, l can't remember
when l've had more fun,

:34:06
but if you'll excuse me,
l have a class.

:34:09
Are you marrying this guy
because you're mad at me?

:34:11
No, l divorced you
because l was mad at you.

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- Wait. l want to talk about this!
- What do you want to say?

:34:16
ls this guy right for you?
He is so... not me!

:34:19
- That's one of his best qualities.
- But he's kind of a magoo.

:34:24
- l'm sorry.
- You're wrong. Sometimes
maybe he is a little--

:34:28
- Magoo!
- Yes. But since we've been going out--

:34:32
- My God, l'm not having
this conversation with you.
- Audrey, you can't go.

:34:35
- This is not fair.
- Fair?

:34:37
Okay, let's define fair. Last night
a five-year-old boy was crushed...

:34:42
because his father lied to him
about coming to his birthday party.

:34:45
- Fair?
- Last night--

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- Was none of my business.
None of my business.
- Thank you.

:34:50
Two years ago, it was my business.
But l don't have to care anymore.

:34:54
That's the magic of divorce.
But it matters to Max!

:34:57
Everything you do matters,
and everything you don't do.


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