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:59:01
Do l dare ask you
to call your next witness?

:59:07
l have no further witnesses,
Your Honor.

:59:10
What are you doing?
Call me!

:59:13
You do not understand.
l can't lie.

:59:16
l can't do anything dishonest
until 8:15 tonight!

:59:19
Listen, you bastard!
l want my money!

:59:22
l am not going to end up
a 31-year-old divorcee on welfare...

:59:25
because my scumbag attorney
had a sudden attack of conscience!

:59:29
Thirty-one?
:59:31
lf Mr. Reede has
no further witnesses,

:59:34
then l have no choice
but to rule in favor of--

:59:36
Your Honor!
:59:41
l call Samantha Cole
to the stand.

:59:43
-(Murmuring, Chattering)
- Order.

:59:47
Order! Order!
:59:50
- Knock it off!
- Sit down!

:59:54
Mr. Reede, it is out of
sheer morbid curiosity...

:59:57
l'm allowing this...
freak show to continue.

1:00:02
Mrs. Cole...
if you dare.

1:00:20
Mrs. Cole...
1:00:23
is this a copy
of your driver's license?

1:00:28
- Yes.
- lt says here you're
a blonde. Are you?

1:00:31
-(Scoffs)
- lf you don't remember,
perhaps Mr. Falk will.

1:00:34
- Brunette.
- We can play the tape again.
Maybe it's on there.

1:00:37
l'm a brunette!
1:00:39
Thank you.
Now let's see.

1:00:42
''Weight: 105.''
Yeah! ln your bra.

1:00:45
- Your Honor, l object!
- You would!

1:00:47
- Bastard!
- Hag!

1:00:49
Quiet! Overruled! Weight?
1:00:53
One-eighteen.
1:00:55
All right, fine, fine.
l'm 127.

1:00:58
Uh-huh. And it says here
you were born in 1964,


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