1:00:02
Mrs. Cole...
if you dare.
1:00:20
Mrs. Cole...
1:00:23
is this a copy
of your driver's license?
1:00:28
- Yes.
- lt says here you're
a blonde. Are you?
1:00:31
-(Scoffs)
- lf you don't remember,
perhaps Mr. Falk will.
1:00:34
- Brunette.
- We can play the tape again.
Maybe it's on there.
1:00:37
l'm a brunette!
1:00:39
Thank you.
Now let's see.
1:00:42
''Weight: 105.''
Yeah! ln your bra.
1:00:45
- Your Honor, l object!
- You would!
1:00:47
- Bastard!
- Hag!
1:00:49
Quiet! Overruled! Weight?
1:00:53
One-eighteen.
1:00:55
All right, fine, fine.
l'm 127.
1:00:58
Uh-huh. And it says here
you were born in 1964,
1:01:01
but that's not true
either, is it?
1:01:03
- ls it!
- No.
1:01:05
Will you tell me what it says
here on your birth certificate
under ''date of birth''?
1:01:09
Your Honor, what does this
have to do with anything?
1:01:12
Overruled. Mrs. Cole,
answer the question.
1:01:14
(Blows Air)
''1965.''
1:01:18
Now let me get this straight.
1:01:21
That would mean that you lied
about your age to make yourself older.
1:01:26
But why would any woman
want to do that?
1:01:30
l changed it
so l could get married.
1:01:32
And the truth
shall set you free!
1:01:37
My client lied about her age!
1:01:40
She was only 17 when she got married,
which makes her a minor,
1:01:43
and in the great
state of California,
1:01:45
no minor can enter
into any legal contract...
1:01:48
without parental consent,
including--
1:01:50
Prenuptial agreements.
1:01:52
Prenuptial agreements!
This contract is void!
1:01:55
The fact that my client has been ridden
more than Seattle Slew is irrelevant.
1:01:58
Standard Community Property
applies, and she is entitled
to half of the marital assets,