Nil by Mouth
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:03:02
-Serious?
-Yes!

:03:05
Thank you.
:03:10
What do you think of the tan?
:03:13
All right? It's all over.
It's not bottle, it's all over. It's all over.

:03:18
Except for the carrots and onions.
I covered them up...

:03:21
...because you never know, the hole in
the ozone. You know, what they say?

:03:25
But I go to France every year,
and I don't know why I go....

:03:31
Oh, here he is, look.
:03:35
-Did you fucking pick them olives?
-Do you want to drink it or wear it?

:03:40
-You seen Gus and Paula?
-No. Probably in the other bar.

:03:43
I'll give them a shout
if I see them.

:03:45
-Where are you going?
-I'll be back in a minute.

:03:48
Where you going with all them?
:03:50
Talk to the geezers.
What's with you?

:04:04
Oh, yes.
:04:08
Round of applause for our emcee,
Dave. Give it up for him.

:04:13
Where you been? We've been sitting
here with our tongues hanging out.

:04:17
I'm fucking melting here.
Look at me.

:04:19
Getting them their fucking drinks.
She's driving me fucking mad, she is.

:04:23
I was just telling him
about that Deborah.

:04:26
-Remember Deborah?
-Deborah?

:04:27
-That fucking sort. Right good-looking.
-Oh, the bank bird.

:04:32
-So, anyway, I get to the door, right?
-That's if it's true.

:04:39
I ring the bell, right?
I'm standing there, I'm waiting, right?

:04:42
There's a geezer standing there
in a see-through woman's negligee.

:04:46
He's got all the fucking tackle
hanging out. He's stark naked.

:04:50
-He's got a great big la-di-da.
-Yeah, one at both ends.

:04:54
Yeah, but the cigar was bigger.
:04:56
He says,
"Hello, you must be Mark.

:04:58
My wife, Deborah, told me about you.
Drinks are in there, party's in there."


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