:17:01
Yeah, fucking she needs it.
:17:03
And guess what they called them.
Everyone called them the "happy pill."
:17:07
I mean, that's a fucking joke.
Happy pill? They was like cunts.
:17:11
You couldn't piss, shit or come.
Fucking happy pill?
:17:14
They could've fucking stuck them up
their asses, as far as I was concerned.
:17:21
I used to give them to my cellmate
when I was banged up in the Scrubs.
:17:26
-Remember that Brian?
-Fat cunt.
:17:28
This geezer had the biggest
head you've ever seen.
:17:30
It was like an armchair. Like someone
had picked up a medicine ball...
:17:35
...and stuck it on his fucking
shoulders, right?
:17:38
So we're at Micky Tyne's house, right?
Now, we are bang on it, right?
:17:44
We're taking everything. We're taking
uppers, downers, sidewinders...
:17:48
...reddies, greenies, blueys,
greenies, Auntie fucking Jeanies.
:17:51
They're like Smarties, they're going
down, and we're out of it.
:17:55
All of a sudden, I get these pains
right across my chest.
:17:58
-Braces were too tight.
-Yeah.
:18:00
All across here, right?
All me arms start going numb, right?
:18:04
And I'm in fucking trouble.
I'm bang in trouble.
:18:07
All across me chest, right across here,
all me arms, all tight, you know?
:18:12
One minute I'm having a laugh,
so he thinks I'm mucking about.
:18:15
I think he's....
:18:16
Next minute, I'm on
the floor screaming in pain.
:18:19
So all of a sudden, they've scooped
me up, put me down in a motor...
:18:24
...and off to the hospital.
Micky Tyne wants to drive.
:18:27
Now, the three of us are totally
out of our heads.
:18:30
Micky Tyne is murder in a motor
at the best of times.
:18:33
Think nothing of going down
a one-way street the wrong way.
:18:36
-Guy in the way, he'll run him over.
-We're flying down the Old Kent Road.
:18:39
Next thing we know, we're down
this one-way the wrong way.
:18:43
Suddenly, there's this
big bus in front of us...
:18:46
...with the biggest black man
behind the wheel you've ever seen.
:18:49
And he's leaned out the window,
going:
:18:52
"Where do you think you're going?"
:18:55
He was a spade,
he weren't a fucking paki.
:18:59
No one go in there yet. I think
a rat's crawled up my ass and died.