:02:00
Behold, the greatest.
That is me.
:02:02
The mightiest
of superheroes.
:02:06
My ass has power!
:02:08
Screw Superman.
:02:10
I am Fartman.
Fartman rules.
:02:13
Fartman.
:02:16
Fartman!
:02:24
And now, in an extraordinary
display of my powers,
:02:27
I will show you
something so marvelous.
:02:30
Behold.
:02:31
[Passes Gas]
:02:38
The lovely and talented
Fartman, ladies and gentlemen.
:02:52
Howard: I got to tell you,
with all this carrying on,
:02:54
I mean, the way
they were screaming,
:02:56
at first I really thought
I'd won them over.
:02:58
I thought I was the Beatles
on Ed Sullivan or something.
:03:00
Oh, shock...
:03:02
But did my fellow artists
appreciate
:03:04
the comedically ironic aspect
of my new superhero character?
:03:08
No. They just thought
I was an idiot.
:03:11
You know, most of these people
are Satan-worshipping junkies.
:03:18
Hey, look, all I want
is for my artistic courage
:03:21
to be an inspiration
to others.
:03:22
Instead, I'm a joke.
:03:23
Excuse me. I didn't mean to interrupt.
:03:29
Embarrassing.
:03:31
See, that's when I came
to a profound realization...
:03:34
Everything I do
is misunderstood.
:03:38
Haah!
:03:39
Everything I do
is misunderstood.
:03:41
I mean, think about
what a burden that is.
:03:43
What a thing
to go through life with.
:03:45
All I'm trying to do
is be funny,
:03:47
and I end up
feeling like an asshole.
:03:51
What a fucking jerk.
:03:57
Howard, it was a home run.