Private Parts

:00:27

He was offensive.

:00:29

He was obnoxious.

:00:31

He was disgusting.

:00:33

Do you want me to go on?

:00:38

Once he wanted me
to approve a contest

:00:41

where he would
give a new toilet

:00:43

to the listener with
the largest bowel movement.

:00:48

On the air.

:00:49

I mean, you can imagine
the logistics of that.

:01:07

Howard Stern: You know, when I
look back on this moment in my life,

:01:11

I really wanted it to work.

:01:13

I wanted this to be
the biggest moment

:01:15

in the history of entertainment.
I'm not kidding.

:01:18

I wanted everyone
to wake up the next morning

:01:20

talking about me,
Howard Stern.

:01:23

That's the kind
of thinking, though,

:01:25

that usually
gets me into trouble.

:01:28

John Stamos: I'm here to
introduce the next presenter.

:01:31

Believe me, a lot of people
refused to introduce this guy,

:01:34

but, uh...

:01:35

Is this safe?

:01:36

When you drop,
don't spin around

:01:39

or the wires
get screwed up.

:01:40

[Gasps]

:01:41

...Radio waves
high above America...

:01:44

[Crowd Cheers]

:01:46

It's a bird...

:01:47

I'm making such a mistake.

:01:49

It's a plane...

:01:51

No, it's Fartman!

:01:57

Howard:
Behold, I am Fartman.