:15:00
One of them actually
killed himself,
:15:01
so I'm taking
the whole group to...
:15:03
to the funeral
on Saturday, but...
:15:05
Sorry.
:15:06
You are really perfect.
:15:09
L... All right.
What if I reschedule?
:15:14
Beautiful. Beautiful.
I don't believe it.
:15:17
Howard: Look, I refused
to leave the room
:15:19
until she agreed
to be in my film.
:15:20
I feel stupid.
:15:22
Seriously, she was the most
enchanting woman I'd ever met.
:15:24
I'm telling you, I am looking
for the face of an angel.
:15:26
You have
the face of an angel.
:15:27
[Ghostly Groaning]
:15:29
Howard's Voice: Save me.
:15:34
Save me.
:15:37
He comes to me.
:15:39
He comes to me.
:15:42
Ahh...
:15:45
Save me.
:15:47
[Applause]
:15:53
We give the award
for best student film
:15:56
to... Mr. Howard Stern.
:16:05
I'll tell you,
nothing makes a woman hotter
:16:07
than to be with
an award- winning filmmaker.
:16:09
This I know.
:16:10
And at this point,
I knew I was gonna score.
:16:12
I mean,
it was fait accompli.
:16:13
I was in. This was it.
:16:15
I'm a stud.
She was liquefied.
:16:18
We did not have sex
on our first date,
:16:20
although
he was very sexual.
:16:22
Our sex life
has always been good.
:16:25
I mean, Howard complains
that his penis is too small,
:16:28
but his penis size is fine.
:16:31
Howard exaggerates.
:16:33
[Shivering]
:16:35
- OK.
- Now hold this and say...
:16:37
Hi.
Hi, I'm Camille,
:16:38
and, uh, I'm in Westchester,
New York, and...
:16:41
This is Howard's
first job interview.
:16:43
And this is Howard's
first job interview.
:16:45
Well, he's going to his first
job interview in New York.
:16:48
- All right...
- [Shivering]
:16:49
- One more thing.
- Yes?
:16:50
Can you
take your top off?
:16:51
- No.
- No, I'm serious.
:16:52
I'm serious. That's what
they want you to do.
:16:54
- No, they do not.
- Yeah, they do.
:16:56
- No way.
- No, they do.
:16:57
Howard did not
tell me...
:16:58
[Aerosmith's
Sweet Emotion Plays]