1:13:01
How did Howard Stern
get outside my fucking office?
1:13:04
I brought him down...
1:13:05
Well, I'm not gonna meet
that stupid fuck. He's nothing.
1:13:08
Fuck off!
1:13:12
# 66 #
1:13:13
# 66 #
1:13:14
# WNBC #
1:13:17
Hello. I'm Robin Quivers,
1:13:19
and it's my great pleasure
to introduce you
1:13:22
to New York's
newest disc jockey.
1:13:24
Howard, Lisping:
Ooo-ey, that's me.
1:13:27
Hi. I'm Lance Eluxina
on W N BC.
1:13:30
WNBC.
1:13:31
I'm so excited
1:13:32
because I am New York's
first ever gay disc jockey.
1:13:35
Ever!
1:13:36
And now I want to
introduce to you...
1:13:38
This is
so exciting...
1:13:39
I want to introduce
to you
1:13:40
someone so marvelous,
so wonderful to me,
1:13:42
someone who
has supported me,
1:13:43
is my life mate,
my soul mate, my love mate.
1:13:46
He's everything and anything
to me, Mr. Blackswell.
1:13:48
[Lisping]
Willkommen. Bienvenue.
1:13:50
Welcome. Oh, Robin, it's so lovely
to see you here today.
1:13:53
Hi, Mr. Engineer. Hi.
1:13:54
Mmm. Give me
a kiss. Mmm!
1:13:57
You two are just
adorable together,
1:14:00
and it's a wonderful thing
to have you here,
1:14:02
but I understand there's
already been a problem?
1:14:05
Yes. You know
about this?
1:14:06
I was in the program
director's office.
1:14:08
His name
is Pig Vomit.
1:14:09
Yes, because he
looks like a pig,
1:14:10
and he makes you
want to vomit.
1:14:12
He's Pig Vomit.
1:14:13
Anyway, Pig Vomit
says to me,
1:14:14
"This is not WNBC.
1:14:16
It is W N BC,
W N BC,"
1:14:19
and I was not saying
the call letters right.
1:14:21
It's a big problem,
1:14:22
so in order
to rectify this,
1:14:25
I brought in a cup
of Blackswell's semen.
1:14:27
Semen?
1:14:28
I squoze it myself.
1:14:30
I hope it's
not too tangy.
1:14:31
And what are you
gonna do with it?
1:14:33
I'm gonna gargle
with this
1:14:34
and say the call letters over
and over again until I get it right.
1:14:36
You think
that'll work?
1:14:37
I don't care, 'cause I love
the taste of a man. Ooga.
1:14:40
["Ooga" Continues]
1:14:41
All right, if I could
have some music now.
1:14:43
Mr. Engineer, please,
some music.
1:14:45
Would you, please?
Would you give us a record,
1:14:47
por favor?
1:14:48
[Disco Music Plays]
1:14:49
OK, thank you.
1:14:51
Now watch and learn.
1:14:53
# La la la
la la la #
1:14:57
[Gargling]
1:14:58
[Saying Call Letters]