1:14:00
and it's a wonderful thing
to have you here,
1:14:02
but I understand there's
already been a problem?
1:14:05
Yes. You know
about this?
1:14:06
I was in the program
director's office.
1:14:08
His name
is Pig Vomit.
1:14:09
Yes, because he
looks like a pig,
1:14:10
and he makes you
want to vomit.
1:14:12
He's Pig Vomit.
1:14:13
Anyway, Pig Vomit
says to me,
1:14:14
"This is not WNBC.
1:14:16
It is W N BC,
W N BC,"
1:14:19
and I was not saying
the call letters right.
1:14:21
It's a big problem,
1:14:22
so in order
to rectify this,
1:14:25
I brought in a cup
of Blackswell's semen.
1:14:27
Semen?
1:14:28
I squoze it myself.
1:14:30
I hope it's
not too tangy.
1:14:31
And what are you
gonna do with it?
1:14:33
I'm gonna gargle
with this
1:14:34
and say the call letters over
and over again until I get it right.
1:14:36
You think
that'll work?
1:14:37
I don't care, 'cause I love
the taste of a man. Ooga.
1:14:40
["Ooga" Continues]
1:14:41
All right, if I could
have some music now.
1:14:43
Mr. Engineer, please,
some music.
1:14:45
Would you, please?
Would you give us a record,
1:14:47
por favor?
1:14:48
[Disco Music Plays]
1:14:49
OK, thank you.
1:14:51
Now watch and learn.
1:14:53
# La la la
la la la #
1:14:57
[Gargling]
1:14:58
[Saying Call Letters]
1:15:01
There she blows.
1:15:03
[Humming With Record]
1:15:05
Oh. Can you believe it?
1:15:08
You just swallowed.
1:15:09
I swallowed.
Oh, my God.
1:15:11
Waste not,
want not, Robin.
1:15:12
Oh!
1:15:14
I wanna say I love
W N BC.
1:15:18
See? It worked.
I can say it.
1:15:20
W N BC.
1:15:24
- WNBC, please hold.
- WNBC, please hold.
1:15:27
- WNBC, please hold.
- WNBC, please hold.
1:15:28
- WNBC, please hold.
- WNBC, please hold.
1:15:30
Record:
# Stop it now... #
1:15:35
So we gave them
some characters, right?
1:15:41
Get in.
1:15:50
You goddamn
motherfuckers.
1:15:53
You fucking waltz
in here,
1:15:55
and you think you know
everything, don't you?
1:15:57
Well, I fucking worked
my fucking ass off
1:15:59
to get to
New York City,