:58:00
Howard: And then
what happens?
:58:02
She, like, signals
for me to go with her.
:58:04
What are you sleeping in?
:58:06
'Cause this is
what I picture.
:58:07
Little cotton panties,
a tight little undershirt.
:58:09
No. I'm wearing, like,
little baby-doll pajamas.
:58:11
Oh, you tease.
:58:14
So then she takes me
into this tent.
:58:17
When you walk in, lesbians
all over the place, right?
:58:20
I mean, a whole lesbian
sex festival, right?
:58:22
[Julie Chuckles]
Oh, you know it, Howard.
:58:25
Man: Howard?
:58:26
Ohh!
:58:27
Howard?
:58:28
Alison on line 3.
It is important.
:58:30
Do you believe this, in the middle
of Lesbian Dating Game,
:58:32
my wife calls in?
:58:34
Robin:
Maybe she wants to play.
:58:36
Honey, you want to play?
You want a date with Julie?
:58:38
Alison: Am I on the air?
:58:39
Yes, honey, of course
you're on the air.
:58:41
I told them I wanted
to talk to you off the air.
:58:43
But, honey, you're in the middle of
interrupting a beautiful, sexy moment.
:58:46
You've got to tell everyone. My audience
wants to know why you're interrupting.
:58:48
Don't you want to know,
Robin?
:58:49
I think we deserve to.
:58:51
Yes, honey... Uh-oh, Al?
I think she's gone.
:58:55
Alison: No. I'm pregnant.
:58:57
What?
:58:58
Alison: I'm pregnant.
:59:00
Robin: Congratulations,
Howard.
:59:03
It's my supersperm. I knew
my supersperm would do it, Robin.
:59:07
You're so blessed.
:59:08
Julie says we're blessed,
honey,
:59:09
and Julie would know
these things.
:59:11
Alison: Well, I appreciate her support.
Can we talk privately now?
:59:13
Absolutely, sweetheart.
:59:14
Wait a minute. Does she
know what she's gonna have?
:59:16
Is it gonna be a lesbian?
:59:17
Oh, please, Robin!
You've gone too far.
:59:19
No offense, Julie.
Please, I don't need this aggravation.
:59:22
We're gonna take a break. We'll get back
to making out with the lesbians
:59:25
right after these words.
:59:28
- Hi.
- Alison: Hey.
:59:29
I can't believe it.
:59:31
I can't believe you made me
do that on the air.
:59:32
It's so exciting.
Did you call your mother?
:59:34
I called, I called.
I feel so different.
:59:35
I know.
:59:36
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
:59:38
I'm flipping
out, too.
:59:39
I'm somebody's
father.
:59:41
Oh, my God!
:59:42
[Crowd Chants "Howard"]
:59:44
Reporter:
Love him or hate him,
:59:46
unconventional
disc jockey Howard Stern
:59:47
jumped to the top
of the ratings today,
:59:49
making him number one
in greater Washington.
:59:51
Howard On TV: I took a dump of a
radio station and returned it to glory.
:59:55
Howard In Living Room:
I look like Hitler.
:59:57
Howard, Narrating:
I was thrilled, totally overjoyed.
:59:59
I mean, we were gonna have
our first child,