:57:00
# You got me so I don't know
where I'm going #
:57:03
Howard:
Thank you very much.
:57:05
# Yeah, you really
got me now #
:57:07
# You got me so
I can't sleep at night #
:57:09
# You really got me,
You really got me... #
:57:12
Howard: Once the three of us
were together, everything felt right.
:57:15
I mean, things really
started to take off.
:57:16
I mean, things really
started to take off.
:57:17
It was then that I made
a startling discovery.
:57:19
She's a beautiful girl. You're telling
me this beautiful woman is a lesbian?
:57:23
Howard: Lesbians
equal ratings.
:57:25
Now let me say something.
:57:27
I am the hero
of the lesbian community,
:57:28
am I not, Robin?
:57:30
I guess you are.
:57:31
I absolutely am.
:57:32
All right. Now,
let's get into it.
:57:34
Julie, I want you to tell us
about your first lesbianic experience.
:57:38
OK.
:57:39
Tell me about the secret world
of lesbian sex.
:57:42
Well, Howard, I was 18.
:57:44
Oh, you were so young.
:57:45
Right. And I was working
at a summer camp.
:57:48
Yes?
:57:49
And I was lying
in my bunk,
:57:51
and the camp director's wife
walked in.
:57:53
Ooh, now, that's hot.
:57:55
Uh, everyone was asleep,
:57:57
and I'm lying
in my bunk,
:57:59
and she sees me
looking at her.
:58:00
Howard: And then
what happens?
:58:02
She, like, signals
for me to go with her.
:58:04
What are you sleeping in?
:58:06
'Cause this is
what I picture.
:58:07
Little cotton panties,
a tight little undershirt.
:58:09
No. I'm wearing, like,
little baby-doll pajamas.
:58:11
Oh, you tease.
:58:14
So then she takes me
into this tent.
:58:17
When you walk in, lesbians
all over the place, right?
:58:20
I mean, a whole lesbian
sex festival, right?
:58:22
[Julie Chuckles]
Oh, you know it, Howard.
:58:25
Man: Howard?
:58:26
Ohh!
:58:27
Howard?
:58:28
Alison on line 3.
It is important.
:58:30
Do you believe this, in the middle
of Lesbian Dating Game,
:58:32
my wife calls in?
:58:34
Robin:
Maybe she wants to play.
:58:36
Honey, you want to play?
You want a date with Julie?
:58:38
Alison: Am I on the air?
:58:39
Yes, honey, of course
you're on the air.
:58:41
I told them I wanted
to talk to you off the air.
:58:43
But, honey, you're in the middle of
interrupting a beautiful, sexy moment.
:58:46
You've got to tell everyone. My audience
wants to know why you're interrupting.
:58:48
Don't you want to know,
Robin?
:58:49
I think we deserve to.
:58:51
Yes, honey... Uh-oh, Al?
I think she's gone.
:58:55
Alison: No. I'm pregnant.
:58:57
What?
:58:58
Alison: I'm pregnant.