:59:00
Robin: Congratulations,
Howard.
:59:03
It's my supersperm. I knew
my supersperm would do it, Robin.
:59:07
You're so blessed.
:59:08
Julie says we're blessed,
honey,
:59:09
and Julie would know
these things.
:59:11
Alison: Well, I appreciate her support.
Can we talk privately now?
:59:13
Absolutely, sweetheart.
:59:14
Wait a minute. Does she
know what she's gonna have?
:59:16
Is it gonna be a lesbian?
:59:17
Oh, please, Robin!
You've gone too far.
:59:19
No offense, Julie.
Please, I don't need this aggravation.
:59:22
We're gonna take a break. We'll get back
to making out with the lesbians
:59:25
right after these words.
:59:28
- Hi.
- Alison: Hey.
:59:29
I can't believe it.
:59:31
I can't believe you made me
do that on the air.
:59:32
It's so exciting.
Did you call your mother?
:59:34
I called, I called.
I feel so different.
:59:35
I know.
:59:36
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
:59:38
I'm flipping
out, too.
:59:39
I'm somebody's
father.
:59:41
Oh, my God!
:59:42
[Crowd Chants "Howard"]
:59:44
Reporter:
Love him or hate him,
:59:46
unconventional
disc jockey Howard Stern
:59:47
jumped to the top
of the ratings today,
:59:49
making him number one
in greater Washington.
:59:51
Howard On TV: I took a dump of a
radio station and returned it to glory.
:59:55
Howard In Living Room:
I look like Hitler.
:59:57
Howard, Narrating:
I was thrilled, totally overjoyed.
:59:59
I mean, we were gonna have
our first child,
1:00:01
and 6 weeks later,
the new ratings came out.
1:00:04
We destroyed every other
station in the market.
1:00:06
My life was perfect.
1:00:08
I'm gonna grab
this guy's hat,
1:00:10
if they show it.
1:00:15
Howard On TV:
I'll tell you another thing...
1:00:17
Look, watch this.
1:00:19
You're gonna miss it.
1:00:20
Come here.
1:00:21
Howard On TV:
I am Officer Howie,
1:00:23
and there's a new law in town.
We're taking it over.
1:00:28
Alison: How!
1:00:29
I love you.
1:00:31
[Crowd Chants "Howard"]
1:00:33
Al, you OK?
1:00:35
I think
something's wrong.
1:00:38
Even if I'd put you
in the hospital
1:00:40
and I pumped you full
of every medication possible,
1:00:43
you still would've lost
the pregnancy.
1:00:57
Your body rejected
what was going on.