1:00:01
and 6 weeks later,
the new ratings came out.
1:00:04
We destroyed every other
station in the market.
1:00:06
My life was perfect.
1:00:08
I'm gonna grab
this guy's hat,
1:00:10
if they show it.
1:00:15
Howard On TV:
I'll tell you another thing...
1:00:17
Look, watch this.
1:00:19
You're gonna miss it.
1:00:20
Come here.
1:00:21
Howard On TV:
I am Officer Howie,
1:00:23
and there's a new law in town.
We're taking it over.
1:00:28
Alison: How!
1:00:29
I love you.
1:00:31
[Crowd Chants "Howard"]
1:00:33
Al, you OK?
1:00:35
I think
something's wrong.
1:00:38
Even if I'd put you
in the hospital
1:00:40
and I pumped you full
of every medication possible,
1:00:43
you still would've lost
the pregnancy.
1:00:57
Your body rejected
what was going on.
1:01:00
And that's so healthy.
It's such a good way to look at it.
1:01:03
And in a couple of months,
we're gonna try to have a baby again,
1:01:06
and everything's
gonna go great.
1:01:08
You're gonna be totally confident
that everything's going good
1:01:11
because you know your
body would reject it
1:01:13
if it wasn't going
right... you know?
1:01:18
I have to tell my parents.
1:01:22
Not really.
We don't have to tell your parents.
1:01:24
You know
what you could do?
1:01:28
I didn't want
to tell you this,
1:01:30
but I took a polaroid
of the toilet.
1:01:33
And we can just mail them
a picture of that,
1:01:36
and they can walk
around Florida, you know,
1:01:38
and say it was
our grandchild,
1:01:39
and your mother
will be so happy.
1:01:41
She just wants pictures
to show her friends.
1:01:43
- No.
- You know that.
1:01:45
She just wants to be like all
the other yentas who walk around.
1:01:47
You know, we could name the baby
and everything. Clumpy... Clumpy Stern.
1:01:51
She could walk around with your father
and little Clumpy pictures.
1:01:56
Chorus, On Tape:
# All the weather #
1:01:58
# Now here's God #