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and 6 weeks later,
the new ratings came out.

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We destroyed every other
station in the market.

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My life was perfect.
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I'm gonna grab
this guy's hat,

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if they show it.
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Howard On TV:
I'll tell you another thing...

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Look, watch this.
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You're gonna miss it.
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Come here.
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Howard On TV:
I am Officer Howie,

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and there's a new law in town.
We're taking it over.

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Alison: How!
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I love you.
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[Crowd Chants "Howard"]
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Al, you OK?
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I think
something's wrong.

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Even if I'd put you
in the hospital

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and I pumped you full
of every medication possible,

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you still would've lost
the pregnancy.

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Your body rejected
what was going on.

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And that's so healthy.
It's such a good way to look at it.

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And in a couple of months,
we're gonna try to have a baby again,

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and everything's
gonna go great.

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You're gonna be totally confident
that everything's going good

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because you know your
body would reject it

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if it wasn't going
right... you know?

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I have to tell my parents.
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Not really.
We don't have to tell your parents.

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You know
what you could do?

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I didn't want
to tell you this,

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but I took a polaroid
of the toilet.

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And we can just mail them
a picture of that,

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and they can walk
around Florida, you know,

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and say it was
our grandchild,

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and your mother
will be so happy.

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She just wants pictures
to show her friends.

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- No.
- You know that.

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She just wants to be like all
the other yentas who walk around.

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You know, we could name the baby
and everything. Clumpy... Clumpy Stern.

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She could walk around with your father
and little Clumpy pictures.

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Chorus, On Tape:
# All the weather #

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# Now here's God #

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