:44:01
This is about Howard
coming to Washington.
:44:02
What's going on here?
:44:03
Um, we're
shooting a movie.
:44:04
Hey,
you got a permit?
:44:06
Uh, no, we don't
have a permit,
:44:07
but this is,
like, one line,
:44:09
and we'll be done with them in a second
and we'll be out of your way.
:44:11
You can't be there, then.
You're blocking the median.
:44:12
Come on, you're
gonna have to move.
:44:13
Um, this if for
the Howard Stern movie.
:44:15
Wait a minute.
You said Howard Stern?
:44:17
Yeah.
This is his movie.
:44:18
Is Howard here?
:44:19
No, he's not here today,
not in this scene,
:44:21
but this is his movie.
:44:22
Come on.
You got to move.
:44:24
Tsk. Give us a break.
It'll take a second.
:44:26
Just look right
at the camera,
:44:27
and say, "Howard
comes to Washington."
:44:28
Howard comes
to Washington.
:44:30
Hey, let's go!
Come on!
:44:31
Howard's, like,
a big fan of the cops.
:44:33
He loves you guys.
:44:34
We could have
been done by now.
:44:36
Guess what.
You are done.
:44:37
Howard: I was hired by
an FM rock station, DC 101,
:44:40
and that's when I met
the other woman in my life.
:44:43
Howard?
:44:44
Hi. I'm Robin Quivers,
your newswoman.
:44:47
Oh. Oh, I'm really looking forward
to working with you.
:44:50
It's great to meet you.
:44:51
Same here.
:44:52
Yeah, this is
gonna be great.
:44:54
OK, I'm just gonna go over here
and work on my script.
:44:57
We're almost set.
:44:59
Ooh. [Clears Throat]
:45:00
[Clearing Throat]
:45:03
[Snort Snort]
:45:04
[Sniff Sniff]
Ahem.
:45:06
DC 101. Good morning.
This is Howard Stern.
:45:09
Welcome to the show.
:45:10
I have a confession
to make.
:45:13
I did not get, uh,
laid last night.
:45:15
In fact, I haven't gotten laid
in a really long time.
:45:18
Now, give me a call
here at DC 101
:45:21
if you have
the same kind of problem.
:45:23
Having trouble
with your woman?
:45:24
Give me a call.
I'll help you out.
:45:25
Let me introduce,
over here to my right,
:45:27
my beautiful new newswoman
Robin Quivers, who looks so beautiful,
:45:31
I'm sure she doesn't have
any of these sexual problems.
:45:34
But I must tell you,
my life is, um, very odd.
:45:38
I get hornier
and hornier.
:45:40
My wife, she comes home from work,
she goes to sleep.
:45:43
The whole week goes by,
she never gets horny.
:45:45
Robin, as a woman,
what is it?
:45:48
Do women get horny?
:45:55
Sometimes.
:45:58
Why is he talking
to his newsperson?