1:36:01
Howard!
1:36:02
[Cheers And Applause]
1:36:10
Walk over there
and have a seat.
1:36:11
Now, uh, Howard,
you know, uh...
1:36:15
I admire you, you know?
I love what you do.
1:36:17
I think
you're a pioneer.
1:36:18
You're on the cutting edge
of radio entertainment.
1:36:20
You and I both work
for NBC.
1:36:22
You have
the radio show,
1:36:23
I have the little
TV show here.
1:36:25
How do you get along
with the folks here?
1:36:27
You enjoying
the experience?
1:36:28
I hate it at NBC, Dave.
1:36:29
It's the worst. It sucks.
I gotta tell you something.
1:36:32
All the management at NBC...
1:36:33
bunch of creeps, and I'm not
afraid to say it right now,
1:36:36
and, you know,
it's funny,
1:36:38
because I know you feel
the same exact way I do about NBC
1:36:40
because you told me on the phone
personally last week
1:36:42
that you feel
the same way.
1:36:43
I couldn't be happier.
Everything is fine.
1:36:45
I don't understand
them at all.
1:36:47
Now, Howard, let's get back to
the issue of them being creepy.
1:36:49
Now, when you say
they're creep...
1:36:53
He makes us sound like
a bunch of idiots on the radio.
1:36:55
He criticizes us
on television.
1:36:57
I thought you were going
to control this guy.
1:36:59
Oh, well,
we are, sir.
1:37:01
In fact, we're designing
a more restrictive program
1:37:04
- Shut up.
- To make sure...
1:37:06
How are his numbers?
1:37:07
The official ratings don't
come out until tomorrow,
1:37:10
but we've got
some projections.
1:37:14
Stern... has gone...
1:37:17
from a 2.9 to a 5.6.
1:37:21
[Choking]
1:37:24
He's number one
in the market.
1:37:27
He's the hottest d.j.
In New York.
1:37:29
[Cough]
1:37:30
Kind of weird,
you know?
1:37:33
I thought there was
a mistake or something,
1:37:35
but...
mm-mmm... no.
1:37:38
My girlfriends think i'm crazy for
letting you behave like that on the air.
1:37:42
What are you
talking about?
1:37:44
You know what it is?
It's those yentas you hang around with.
1:37:46
They're... they're
driving you crazy.
1:37:47
It's not yentas, Howard.
It's everybody.
1:37:49
I can't even go... I can't
even get my hair done.
1:37:51
I can't even walk in
and get my hair done
1:37:53
without people looking at me like,
"Oh, God, that poor little thing."
1:37:55
Then you know
what you gotta do?
1:37:56
You gotta go to a different
hair shop or something.
1:37:57
- Please!
- For God's sakes,
1:37:59
If the place is driving
you crazy, don't go there.