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Wimpy Voice: Westchester 107,
WRNW 107.
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Hi, this is Howard Stern,
and it's 75 degrees presently,
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winds out of the northwest.
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Chance of precipitation,
85%% % for tonight.
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Looks like rain.
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Tomorrow, partly sunny
at WRNW, Westchester 107.
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[Black Sabbath's
Paranoid Plays]
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I was sort of living
with Alison
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while she worked on her Master's
of social work, which was really great.
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I was also still living
with my parents...
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Howard's Mother:
Howard?
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Which wasn't so great.
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Yeah. Yeah, ma?
:18:34
I smell smoke.
Are you smoking in there?
:18:37
No, Ma.
There's no smoke in here.
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Wimpy Voice:
107 FM, WRNW.
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I'm Howard Stern
with you each and every day,
:18:45
and I've got a great
two for Tuesday.
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107 FM... The Ramones...
Gabba gabba wee,
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Gabba gabba hey,
:18:52
Gabba gabba gabba gabba...
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[Increases Volume]
:19:06
Howard, you stink.
:19:07
I don't mince words.
You will never be a great disc jockey.
:19:10
You have lousy voice, lousy personality,
and this will not change.
:19:13
OK? So on the air
is not for you.
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But you come on time,
and you are good worker, huh?
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So...
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how about I make you...
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program director?
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Program director?
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Program... director.
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You. You.
:19:35
You run station.
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You... sit.
:19:39
You pick music.
:19:41
No more $96 a week.
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Eh. I pay you...
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you, eh?
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$250 a week.
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[Chuckles]
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You be management...
like me.
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To be quite honest, I didn't really
want to be a programmer.
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But at $250 a week,
I could marry Alison,