1:02:01
Your Holiness.
1:02:02
Howard As God:
Hello, Howard.
1:02:03
There you are.
1:02:05
I see your wife
had a miscarriage.
1:02:07
Aw, don't bring
that up, God.
1:02:08
Please, that's way
too personal.
1:02:10
You tried to have a baby,
and you failed.
1:02:13
Oh, man!
1:02:14
Now the baby is with me!
1:02:17
This is crazy.
1:02:18
Boy, what a loser you are.
1:02:20
Wow! He's getting awfully
personal this morning.
1:02:23
Hey, God, me and my wife
are trying to have another baby.
1:02:26
A real man would have done it
right the first time.
1:02:28
Oh, for God's sake.
1:02:29
- It'll be pleasant today. Rain tomorrow.
- [Baby Crying]
1:02:32
That's my kid up there.
1:02:34
This is God with the weather
on DC 101.
1:02:37
You're all wrong, God.
1:02:39
You're completely
out of line this morning.
1:02:41
I don't think we should be
talking about this.
1:02:43
I went to the doctor with my wife,
and it was an awful experience,
1:02:46
because the doctor walks out,
and there's the kid,
1:02:49
your beautiful child,
1:02:50
and he's no bigger than
the size of an aspirin.
1:02:52
Howie Jr., no bigger
than the size of an aspirin.
1:02:55
Robin: Was it a boy?
1:02:56
It was a boy, yes.
He had a little tiny penis.
1:02:58
And then you look at him,
and he's in the formaldehyde jar.
1:03:02
And I said to my wife,
"Honey, don't be upset
1:03:04
that Howard Jr.'s
in a formaldehyde jar.
1:03:06
We're gonna take him out of
this office, we'll bring him home,
1:03:08
and next week we'll bring him
to the zoo in a stroller."
1:03:10
Oh, please!
1:03:12
I don't want to talk
about it, Robin.
1:03:13
I really think
you need counseling.
1:03:15
I'm gonna play a record.
DC 101.
1:03:17
We got some great tunes
for you this morning,
1:03:19
and then Robin will analyze me
when we get back from this song.
1:03:22
Very sad music.
1:03:24
[Taps Plays]
1:03:25
Not that, Fred.
Play something else, please.
1:03:28
For God's sake.
1:03:29
DC 101. Here's
rock 'n' roll for you.
1:03:33
[Music Plays]
1:03:41
Hi. Al, you home?
1:03:46
Hi. How you feeling?
You OK?
1:03:48
How could you do that?
Do you think that was funny?
1:03:50
You think it's funny to make jokes
about our personal life like that?
1:03:53
You're an asshole!
1:03:54
What are you
talking about?
1:03:56
Alison, I love you.
What are you talking about?
1:03:58
Howard, not everything
is for your audience.