:12:04
- Oh, excuse me. I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry.
:12:07
Excuse me.
:12:08
Would you like to
go out Friday night?
:12:10
Friday?
:12:17
No. I have a lot of reading
to catch up on,
:12:20
but thank you.
:12:22
So I masturbated a lot...
2-time-a-day habit.
:12:26
I'm not proud of it,
but I did it.
:12:28
Senior year...
Big year for me.
:12:30
I finally
got up the courage
:12:31
to go down
to the college radio station
:12:33
and get myself on the air.
:12:34
And my name
is Howard Stern
:12:36
on the Howard Stern
Experience,
:12:38
and if you love music,
you'll love Deep Purple on TBU.
:12:43
[Smoke On The Water Plays]
:12:56
Ohh!
:12:57
Ooh, ooh, ooh!
:12:59
Ooh!
:13:00
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
:13:04
[Needle Scratches Record]
:13:07
How do I forget it?
:13:08
It's the single worst moment
in radio history.
:13:10
It's not radio.
:13:11
It's college radio.
:13:13
There's
nobody listening.
:13:14
Nobody. Maybe, like,
3 guys in a dorm somewhere.
:13:17
Oh, shit.
:13:18
Oh, fuck.
:13:20
I know someone on this block.
Let me think.
:13:22
Come on.
We're getting wet.
:13:25
Down here. Down here.
Down here.
:13:25
[Knock On Door]
:13:26
Hi, Elyse.
:13:27
Hey.
:13:29
So, we were on our way to a rally
in support of feminism,
:13:31
and we got caught
in the rain.
:13:32
I'm wondering if we can come in
and just hang out for awhile.
:13:35
Sure,
come on in.
:13:37
Howard: Can I use
your hair dryer?
:13:39
Yeah, there's one at the end
of the hall. Hey, Rach.
:13:43
Hi, Ellen.
This is Howard.
:13:44
Oh, hi.
My hair's wet.
:13:45
Put that there.
:13:46
I'm just going to go
dry my hair.
:13:48
Hey, I heard you
on the radio today.
:13:50
You heard that?
:13:51
Yeah. What happened?
:13:53
I didn't think anybody
even listened to that.
:13:55
Alison, this is Howard.
Howard, this is Alison.
:13:57
Alison's
one of my roommates.
:13:58
Hey.