:47:00
If he slept
with 16,000 women,
:47:03
he wouldn't have time
to put on pants.
:47:06
That is true, too.
I didn't consider that.
:47:09
Why don't you
give me a call at DC 101
:47:10
if you want
to talk about this.
:47:12
We'll be back
right after these words.
:47:15
[Man Yelling]
:47:16
You're a genius.
:47:17
That was great.
:47:19
That was interesting.
:47:20
Didn't that feel good?
That was great.
:47:22
You say
whatever you want.
:47:25
You have carte blanche.
:47:27
You and Robin must not talk
to each other on the air.
:47:30
And don't sing along
with the music.
:47:32
And you know
what else you could do?
:47:33
I'd like you to memorize
the names of the local high schools.
:47:36
And don't criticize
Washington.
:47:38
It's not good for ratings.
:47:39
Now, if you'll excuse us, we'd like
to talk to Robin alone for a second.
:47:43
Wait. I wanted...
:47:44
You know what I want you
to do for me,
:47:45
is to make up a grid
of all your comedy bits
:47:47
and the corresponding
days of the week,
:47:49
so that I'll know on which day
you'll be doing which bit.
:47:51
I told you I work spontaneously.
I think that I...
:48:00
Robin...
don't encourage him.
:48:02
He's better
when he's toned down.
:48:04
We need you to be
a friend here, Robin.
:48:08
I'll see
what I can do.
:48:11
Great.
:48:13
Appreciate it,
Robin.
:48:14
- OK.
- Thanks.
:48:17
I think we should
separate them.
:48:19
Orioles over the Red Sox
3-2 last night,
:48:22
extending the Os'
winning streak to 7.
:48:24
And finally,
today is Memorial Day.
:48:26
Sunny skies and warm temperatures
for veterans marching in parades
:48:30
across the metropolitan area.
:48:31
Highs today in the 70s.
It's 58 degrees...
:48:34
You know, Robin, let me
interrupt for a second.
:48:37
I'm glad you brought up
Memorial Day.
:48:39
I was in Vietnam.
I'd like to talk to you about it.
:48:41
I had 11 kills
in Vietnam,
:48:43
and I'm telling you,
I really should've had more.
:48:47
Officially, I should've
had more kills.
:48:49
Let me tell you
what I'm talking about.
:48:51
I was in a gook village,
and I come upon a schoolhouse.
:48:53
So I grab one of
my grenades off my belt,
:48:55
and I throw it right
into the schoolhouse.
:48:56
And I blow up
the whole damn thing.
:48:59
So I'm out there
counting all the bodies.