:48:00
Robin...
don't encourage him.
:48:02
He's better
when he's toned down.
:48:04
We need you to be
a friend here, Robin.
:48:08
I'll see
what I can do.
:48:11
Great.
:48:13
Appreciate it,
Robin.
:48:14
- OK.
- Thanks.
:48:17
I think we should
separate them.
:48:19
Orioles over the Red Sox
3-2 last night,
:48:22
extending the Os'
winning streak to 7.
:48:24
And finally,
today is Memorial Day.
:48:26
Sunny skies and warm temperatures
for veterans marching in parades
:48:30
across the metropolitan area.
:48:31
Highs today in the 70s.
It's 58 degrees...
:48:34
You know, Robin, let me
interrupt for a second.
:48:37
I'm glad you brought up
Memorial Day.
:48:39
I was in Vietnam.
I'd like to talk to you about it.
:48:41
I had 11 kills
in Vietnam,
:48:43
and I'm telling you,
I really should've had more.
:48:47
Officially, I should've
had more kills.
:48:49
Let me tell you
what I'm talking about.
:48:51
I was in a gook village,
and I come upon a schoolhouse.
:48:53
So I grab one of
my grenades off my belt,
:48:55
and I throw it right
into the schoolhouse.
:48:56
And I blow up
the whole damn thing.
:48:59
So I'm out there
counting all the bodies.
:49:01
You threw a grenade
into a school?
:49:03
That's exactly
what I'm telling you.
:49:05
I must've killed, like,
200 kids.
:49:07
My dickhead lieutenant
comes up to me, and he says,
:49:09
"Stern, those are little kids.
That counts as one person."
:49:12
Howard, I was
in the military.
:49:14
I was a captain in the Air Force.
What were you?
:49:17
What was I?
:49:18
Yeah, what were you?
:49:20
- What were you again?
- I was a captain.
:49:22
That's what I was.
I was a captain.
:49:24
And what were you in?
:49:26
I was in Vietnam.
:49:27
Ohh! Army? Navy?
:49:29
In the Army.
:49:30
Did you have a division?
:49:32
103rd.
:49:33
103rd what?
:49:34
I was in the 103rd...
:49:35
I don't know
what I was in, Robin,
:49:37
But I'm saying I was
in the 103rd.
:49:39
And the point
of this whole thing
:49:41
is that I think a kill
is a kill is a kill,
:49:44
and killing a kid should be
just as good as killing an adult.
:49:46
Well, I suppose even if you're killing
children, they should count them.
:49:51
I got some music
for you now at DC 101.
:49:54
[Robin Chuckles]
:49:55
Ha ha!
:49:58
You're not even old enough
to have been in Vietnam.
:49:59
Duh.