:49:01
You threw a grenade
into a school?
:49:03
That's exactly
what I'm telling you.
:49:05
I must've killed, like,
200 kids.
:49:07
My dickhead lieutenant
comes up to me, and he says,
:49:09
"Stern, those are little kids.
That counts as one person."
:49:12
Howard, I was
in the military.
:49:14
I was a captain in the Air Force.
What were you?
:49:17
What was I?
:49:18
Yeah, what were you?
:49:20
- What were you again?
- I was a captain.
:49:22
That's what I was.
I was a captain.
:49:24
And what were you in?
:49:26
I was in Vietnam.
:49:27
Ohh! Army? Navy?
:49:29
In the Army.
:49:30
Did you have a division?
:49:32
103rd.
:49:33
103rd what?
:49:34
I was in the 103rd...
:49:35
I don't know
what I was in, Robin,
:49:37
But I'm saying I was
in the 103rd.
:49:39
And the point
of this whole thing
:49:41
is that I think a kill
is a kill is a kill,
:49:44
and killing a kid should be
just as good as killing an adult.
:49:46
Well, I suppose even if you're killing
children, they should count them.
:49:51
I got some music
for you now at DC 101.
:49:54
[Robin Chuckles]
:49:55
Ha ha!
:49:58
You're not even old enough
to have been in Vietnam.
:49:59
Duh.
:50:02
I couldn't sit there
and not say something.
:50:04
I knew they had told me
not to talk.
:50:07
I knew I was going to get
in trouble if I did.
:50:09
But he was really
onto something,
:50:11
and I knew that there was
something going on there...
:50:15
and I just went for it.
:50:20
Well, this just came
from the FCC.
:50:23
Did you say "testicles"
on the air?
:50:25
Wait a second.
:50:26
Screw the FCC.
We just lost Muffler Man.
:50:28
Hold on. We have
a real problem here.
:50:30
I'm just trying
to get ratings.
:50:32
I am just trying
to run a radio station.
:50:33
I understand that,
and I'm telling you
:50:35
that the commercial sponsors
are there once you get the ratings.
:50:37
There's a big problem.
:50:38
They're gonna be
lining up 10 in a row.
:50:40
You listen to me,
you stupid asshole.
:50:42
Radio is a business, and
you just cost us $40,000.
:50:45
Wait a second. If I do a lame show,
it's never gonna take off.
:50:49
I'm calm.
I am perfectly calm.
:50:50
D.C. Carpet canceled
because of him.
:50:53
Well, I've reached
my limit.
:50:55
I don't know about you,
but my back is against the wall.
:50:58
Will everyone
just sit down?
:50:59
I just want to say
one thing.