:35:01
but I want you
to stick around,
:35:03
because we got
a brand-new morning man...
:35:07
looks like Big Bird
to me...
:35:09
coming next
:35:11
on W4106 FM.
:35:14
What's happening, man?
:35:16
Come on in, Big Bird.
:35:18
How you doing, man?
Good to see ya.
:35:20
How's things? What's that?
You're gonna do what?
:35:23
Is that ri... Well, now,
how about that, kiddies?
:35:25
He's gonna have Kermit the Frog
come in here and sing the Alphabet Song,
:35:27
isn't that somethin'?
:35:28
Coming up next
on the Big Bird show.
:35:30
I got to go. See you
at midnight tonight.
:35:32
This is the Duke of rock
saying,
:35:33
If you can't be good,
be bad, baby.
:35:35
Bye.
:35:38
Hi. How you doing?
:35:40
Howard Stern.
Nice to see you.
:35:42
Listened to your show
last night. It was great.
:35:44
Lookin' forward
to working with you.
:35:45
Don't hurt yourself,
man.
:35:47
OK, thanks.
Thank you.
:35:49
[Door Closes]
:35:51
Thank you.
:35:52
What am I
thanking him for?
:35:53
Howard: So let's review.
:35:54
My life sucked,
:35:56
Alison dumped me,
:35:57
I didn't know if she'd
ever come back to me,
:35:59
and now this dickwad
is calling me Big Bird.
:36:01
106 FM, WWWW.
:36:04
I don't know.
Something in me just snapped.
:36:06
My name
is Howard Stern,
:36:07
and welcome to
the new morning show.
:36:09
And we have
a new feature for you.
:36:11
This is, uh,
something special.
:36:13
We have a traffic copter now
here at WWWW.
:36:17
Let's go up to Mama Look-a boo boo day
in the traffic copter.
:36:20
Mama, you there?
:36:21
Hello? Mama? Uh.
:36:23
[Helicopter Flying
Sound Effect]
:36:24
Hello?
:36:25
[Doing Mama's Voice] Yes, hello.
This is Mama Look-a boo boo day,
:36:28
the only black traffic reporter
in the Detroit area,
:36:32
I'm proud to say.
:36:33
Pleasure to make
your acquaintance this morning, Mama.
:36:36
Tell me, uh, what's going on
in the traffic?
:36:39
First, a political
statement, if I may.
:36:44
Kill, Kill, Kill...
:36:47
The White Man,
:36:48
by Eugene
Mama Look-a boo boo day.
:36:51
Eugene is my pen name 'cause
I wrote this while I was in the pen.
:36:54
OK, here we go.