1:45:02
# I'm a hard charger #
1:45:06
# I don't believe in dying #
1:45:08
# No such luck #
1:45:10
# Hard charger #
1:45:13
# Can't stay pretty
'cause it's just no fun #
1:45:17
# Hard charger... #
1:45:22
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen,
Mia Farrow.
1:45:24
[Applause]
1:45:26
Thank you.
1:45:28
Thank you.
1:45:29
The nominees
for best actor are...
1:45:33
Harrison Ford...
1:45:35
[Applause]
1:45:37
Denzel Washington...
1:45:38
[Applause]
1:45:39
Robert DeNiro...
1:45:42
[Applause]
1:45:45
Tom Hanks...
1:45:46
[Applause]
1:45:48
Howard Stern.
1:45:51
[Silence]
1:45:52
And the winner is...
1:45:56
Howard Stern.
1:45:57
[Murmuring]
1:45:59
[Trumpet Fanfare]
1:46:04
It's me!
1:46:05
[Snap]
1:46:06
[Gasping]
1:46:18
Howard:
# I'm a radio star #
1:46:20
# A hit on TV #
1:46:22
# My life is on film #
1:46:24
# Yet it sucks bein' me #
1:46:26
Ben: Shut up! Sit down!
1:46:28
# My life's a wreck #
1:46:30
# I'm bored with sex #
1:46:32
# I've got a big nose
and a skinny neck #
1:46:36
# I can't sing #
1:46:39
# I can't dance #
1:46:41
# I make money talking about
the joke in my underpants #
1:46:44
# I'm a tortured man #
1:46:46
Shut up! Sit down!
1:46:47
# I'm a tortured man #
1:46:48
I told you not to be
stupid, you moron.
1:46:50
Howard: I'm just
thinking for a minute.
1:46:51
Should I trade half my money
for 10 times as much sex?
1:46:54
It's an equation
from hell.
1:46:56
Ray: Oh, well!
1:46:57
It's an equation
from hell.
1:46:58
Oh, well!
1:46:59
It's an equation
from hell.