1:17:01
to a very, very charming
and beautiful lady,
1:17:03
the very beautiful
Miss Brett Somers.
1:17:05
How are you, baby?
1:17:06
[Gravelly Voice]
Hi, Gene.
1:17:07
Hygiene, that's something
I don't think you have.
1:17:09
Hey, back off.
1:17:11
OK, and let's now go over
to somebody who I really admire,
1:17:14
the ex-president of
the United States, Mr. Richard Nixon.
1:17:17
[Lmitating Voice]
Hello, everybody. Hello.
1:17:18
I'm very, very honored
right now
1:17:20
to introduce to all of you
a very special man.
1:17:24
He's come all the way
to our show for the first time.
1:17:26
Mr. Jackie "The Jokeman"
Martling.
1:17:29
Well, thank you, Gene.
That's very nice of you.
1:17:30
Let's play our game now,
OK? Shall we?
1:17:32
And what we're gonna do is ask you
to fill in the blank, OK?
1:17:35
Now, I want you
to listen carefully.
1:17:37
Our first clue up is...
1:17:39
blank willow.
1:17:41
Blank willow.
1:17:43
[Music Plays]
1:17:45
Let's go over to
Miss Brett Somers right now.
1:17:46
Now, Brett, what did you
have for us? Blank willow.
1:17:49
The only thing
on my mind, Gene,
1:17:51
was pussy.
1:17:52
Uh-oh.
1:17:54
Pussy. Hey, all right.
1:17:56
Hey, that's kind of wild.
1:17:57
Pussy willow, that's
what I would have said.
1:17:59
All right, let's go over to Dick Nixon,
former president of the United States.
1:18:01
What did you have?
Blank willow.
1:18:03
In any language, pussy.
1:18:05
All right!
1:18:07
Now let's go
to our newest member
1:18:08
of the panel,
1:18:09
Mr. Jackie "Jokeman"
Martling. Blank willow.
1:18:13
Well, Gene, I didn't
write it too neat,
1:18:15
so I have
a sloppy pussy.
1:18:16
Sloppy pussy!
1:18:18
We had a sloppy and a fuzzy
pussy and a very big one.
1:18:20
Are we talking
about Brett again?
1:18:22
All right, now,
Let's keep going.
1:18:24
Now it's gonna get
a little rougher, OK?
1:18:26
Everybody ready?
1:18:27
Blank a-doodle-doo.
1:18:30
Blank a-doodle-doo.
1:18:31
[Music Plays]
1:18:32
Blank a-doodle-doo.
1:18:33
Think about that while
the celebrities are writing.
1:18:36
Here we are. Let's go over
to our Dick Nixon,
1:18:37
our own ex-president.
What do you got there, Dick?
1:18:39
Well, it takes a Dick to know
a cock, and that's what I wrote.
1:18:42
Cock-a-doodle-doo.
1:18:44
Now, that's what
I would have said.
1:18:45
That seemed
like the obvious answer.
1:18:47
OK, let's go to our own
Jackie "The Jokeman" Martling.
1:18:48
Jackie The Jokeman?
1:18:49
Gene, I have cock,
and I wrote it big.
1:18:52
I have a big cock.
1:18:53
Uh, I don't think you can
say "big cock" on the radio.
1:18:55
I think that's a no-no.
1:18:57
But I just said pussy.
1:18:58
Yeah, she
just said pussy.
1:18:59
Yes, pussy is OK.
It's the way he says it.