1:16:01
and you sure as fuck
1:16:02
are not gonna fucking
blow it for me!
1:16:05
I was just
doing character...
1:16:06
Barry, Jerry,
1:16:07
clarify the situation
for him, please.
1:16:09
Page 108,
paragraph 3:
1:16:11
"No jokes dealing
with flatulence,
1:16:13
"excretion, urination,
ejaculation,
1:16:15
or other
bodily functions."
1:16:17
Also note paragraph 2:
1:16:18
"No use of the so-called
7 dirty words.
1:16:20
"These are cocksucker,
motherfucker,
1:16:22
fuck, shit, cunt,
cock, and pussy."
1:16:24
Now, from now on,
all your little bits
1:16:27
are gonna be under
2 minutes in duration,
1:16:29
and all scripts...
and I do mean all scripts...
1:16:33
require
my personal approval.
1:16:35
Welcome to NBC, Howard.
1:16:37
# 66, WNBC #
1:16:39
# 66, WNBC #
1:16:40
It's time for
The Match Game.
1:16:44
[Game Show Music Plays]
1:16:45
And thank you,
Mr. Announcer.
1:16:47
Hi, everybody.
My name is Gene Sternburn,
1:16:50
and welcome
to Match Game.
1:16:53
We have a lot of excitement
in the air today
1:16:55
because we have
some great panelists.
1:16:57
Let me introduce you
to everybody.
1:16:59
First of all, I want to
introduce all of you
1:17:01
to a very, very charming
and beautiful lady,
1:17:03
the very beautiful
Miss Brett Somers.
1:17:05
How are you, baby?
1:17:06
[Gravelly Voice]
Hi, Gene.
1:17:07
Hygiene, that's something
I don't think you have.
1:17:09
Hey, back off.
1:17:11
OK, and let's now go over
to somebody who I really admire,
1:17:14
the ex-president of
the United States, Mr. Richard Nixon.
1:17:17
[Lmitating Voice]
Hello, everybody. Hello.
1:17:18
I'm very, very honored
right now
1:17:20
to introduce to all of you
a very special man.
1:17:24
He's come all the way
to our show for the first time.
1:17:26
Mr. Jackie "The Jokeman"
Martling.
1:17:29
Well, thank you, Gene.
That's very nice of you.
1:17:30
Let's play our game now,
OK? Shall we?
1:17:32
And what we're gonna do is ask you
to fill in the blank, OK?
1:17:35
Now, I want you
to listen carefully.
1:17:37
Our first clue up is...
1:17:39
blank willow.
1:17:41
Blank willow.
1:17:43
[Music Plays]
1:17:45
Let's go over to
Miss Brett Somers right now.
1:17:46
Now, Brett, what did you
have for us? Blank willow.
1:17:49
The only thing
on my mind, Gene,
1:17:51
was pussy.
1:17:52
Uh-oh.
1:17:54
Pussy. Hey, all right.
1:17:56
Hey, that's kind of wild.
1:17:57
Pussy willow, that's
what I would have said.
1:17:59
All right, let's go over to Dick Nixon,
former president of the United States.