:51:00
I really think this show's
starting to take off.
:51:02
There's a buzz
on the street about it.
:51:03
If we just give it a chance,
if we just take some time with it,
:51:05
I think everything's
gonna be OK.
:51:07
Don't push
your luck, Howard.
:51:09
Robin Leach: The countdown to our "Live
Life Like a Millionaire Sweepstakes"
:51:12
is getting closer.
:51:13
We're going to
have winners take...
:51:15
Hey!
:51:16
Hi, honey.
:51:17
Robin Leach says we
should move to Antigua.
:51:20
Oh, yeah?
Come on, hurry up.
:51:22
Snap to it.
I'm ovulating.
:51:24
I'm in the middle of
important show research.
:51:27
Howard, seriously,
come on.
:51:30
You know what?
You're getting baby fever here.
:51:32
And you know, maybe
it's a little premature.
:51:34
I'm about 3 days away from being fired,
the way I figure it.
:51:36
And do you want
to know something?
:51:38
You got to think about
the economics of this.
:51:39
You're gonna be the best morning man
in the history of radio.
:51:41
At any minute, you're
gonna be number one.
:51:43
- Is that so?
- Yeah! Strip!
:51:44
Let me tell you something.
Look at yourself.
:51:45
You're completely on fire
about having a baby.
:51:47
You don't understand.
I'm not a piece of meat.
:51:49
I mean,
I have to be romanced.
:51:51
Oh, yeah. Please.
:51:53
Ooh, look at that bra.
Where did you get that?
:51:56
You like this?
:51:57
OK. That's it.
That's it!
:51:58
I am making a baby!
:52:00
It's baby time!
I'm ready to give you a baby.
:52:02
Thank you.
:52:03
Hold on.
:52:07
OK. Now I'm hot.
:52:08
Now I actually
want to have sex.
:52:10
I didn't before
and now I do.
:52:12
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:52:14
Robin, watch this.
:52:20
What am I doing?
:52:21
Uh, having a seizure?
:52:23
No, that's not a seizure.
That's me dancing
:52:25
because I'm happy
'cause I got laid last night.
:52:29
- Oh!
- Yeah, I really did.
:52:30
In fact,
it was not for lust.
:52:32
It was 'cause I was
making a kid.
:52:33
- Oh.
- In fact, my wife's eggs are very old.
:52:35
They're very, you know,
she's getting older.
:52:37
But my sperm
is like supersperm,
:52:39
so I'm pretty sure everything
was delivered in one shot.
:52:41
Oh, yeah.
Your sperm are fine.
:52:43
My sperm are fantastic.
I'm fantastic.
:52:45
I'm in a good mood.
Let's take some phone calls
:52:48
and see what's doing
out there.
:52:49
- OK.
- Hi, you're on the air.
:52:51
Woman Caller: Hi,
is this Howard Stern?
:52:52
This is Howard.
:52:53
Oh, whoa.
Anyway, I was calling
:52:55
because I have
a really big problem.
:52:57
What's your problem?
:52:58
Well, every morning
I lie in bed,