:52:00
It's baby time!
I'm ready to give you a baby.
:52:02
Thank you.
:52:03
Hold on.
:52:07
OK. Now I'm hot.
:52:08
Now I actually
want to have sex.
:52:10
I didn't before
and now I do.
:52:12
Announcer On TV:
Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous...
:52:14
Robin, watch this.
:52:20
What am I doing?
:52:21
Uh, having a seizure?
:52:23
No, that's not a seizure.
That's me dancing
:52:25
because I'm happy
'cause I got laid last night.
:52:29
- Oh!
- Yeah, I really did.
:52:30
In fact,
it was not for lust.
:52:32
It was 'cause I was
making a kid.
:52:33
- Oh.
- In fact, my wife's eggs are very old.
:52:35
They're very, you know,
she's getting older.
:52:37
But my sperm
is like supersperm,
:52:39
so I'm pretty sure everything
was delivered in one shot.
:52:41
Oh, yeah.
Your sperm are fine.
:52:43
My sperm are fantastic.
I'm fantastic.
:52:45
I'm in a good mood.
Let's take some phone calls
:52:48
and see what's doing
out there.
:52:49
- OK.
- Hi, you're on the air.
:52:51
Woman Caller: Hi,
is this Howard Stern?
:52:52
This is Howard.
:52:53
Oh, whoa.
Anyway, I was calling
:52:55
because I have
a really big problem.
:52:57
What's your problem?
:52:58
Well, every morning
I lie in bed,
:53:00
and the only thing
I can do is think of you.
:53:01
Oh, really? Well, let's see if we
can't help you with your problem.
:53:04
What do you look like?
:53:05
Well, I've got blond hair,
and I've got blue eyes,
:53:09
and my measurements
are about 38-24-34.
:53:12
Some people tell me I look
a lot like Farrah Fawcett.
:53:15
I can help you.
Robin, I can help this girl.
:53:17
You know, we have the most
beautiful audience.
:53:20
We certainly do. We're
very fortunate that way.
:53:22
You know what we're gonna do
to solve your problem?
:53:24
I'm gonna have sex with you
right now over the radio.
:53:26
Caller:
How are we gonna do that?
:53:27
Very simple.
I've thought this through, Robin.
:53:29
First of all, what kind of radio
are you listening to us on?
:53:32
You have a transistor radio, or you
have one of those big sound systems?
:53:35
Caller: I have
one of those big sound systems.
:53:37
Good. OK.
:53:38
Could you turn the treble
all the way down
:53:40
and put the bass
all the way up?
:53:42
OK. The treble's down,
and the bass is up.
:53:45
Howard: Take your speaker...
You got a big speaker?
:53:48
Caller: Yes, I do.
:53:49
Lay it flat
on the floor.
:53:50
And I want you to sort
of straddle the speaker.
:53:53
- Howard!
- Caller: Do what?
:53:54
A woman cannot be aroused
in that way.
:53:57
Howard: No. This is really wrong, Robin.
You're absolutely wrong.