:53:00
and the only thing
I can do is think of you.
:53:01
Oh, really? Well, let's see if we
can't help you with your problem.
:53:04
What do you look like?
:53:05
Well, I've got blond hair,
and I've got blue eyes,
:53:09
and my measurements
are about 38-24-34.
:53:12
Some people tell me I look
a lot like Farrah Fawcett.
:53:15
I can help you.
Robin, I can help this girl.
:53:17
You know, we have the most
beautiful audience.
:53:20
We certainly do. We're
very fortunate that way.
:53:22
You know what we're gonna do
to solve your problem?
:53:24
I'm gonna have sex with you
right now over the radio.
:53:26
Caller:
How are we gonna do that?
:53:27
Very simple.
I've thought this through, Robin.
:53:29
First of all, what kind of radio
are you listening to us on?
:53:32
You have a transistor radio, or you
have one of those big sound systems?
:53:35
Caller: I have
one of those big sound systems.
:53:37
Good. OK.
:53:38
Could you turn the treble
all the way down
:53:40
and put the bass
all the way up?
:53:42
OK. The treble's down,
and the bass is up.
:53:45
Howard: Take your speaker...
You got a big speaker?
:53:48
Caller: Yes, I do.
:53:49
Lay it flat
on the floor.
:53:50
And I want you to sort
of straddle the speaker.
:53:53
- Howard!
- Caller: Do what?
:53:54
A woman cannot be aroused
in that way.
:53:57
Howard: No. This is really wrong, Robin.
You're absolutely wrong.
:54:00
In fact, my father
was a radio engineer,
:54:02
and he proved
this theory years ago.
:54:04
You've got to believe.
:54:05
Now, what I need you to do is put
your private area over the woofer.
:54:09
Caller: I can't believe you're
really making me to do this.
:54:10
Howard: Come on, do it.
:54:12
Right up against it
so you can feel me.
:54:18
I'm on.
:54:19
Robin: Oh, I have
to ask her a question.
:54:21
What kind of a woman are you
to have sex this way on the radio?
:54:25
Don't answer that question.
Bad question.
:54:27
You're gonna ruin
this woman's mood.
:54:29
She might start
second-guessing.
:54:31
Are you ready
to have sex?
:54:32
Caller, Giggling:
Oh, my God.
:54:33
[Hums]
:54:37
Ooh!
:54:39
[Hums]
:54:41
Oohh!
:54:42
Ooh. It kinda tingles.
:54:45
See? It tingles.
She likes it.
:54:47
Yeah, sure.
:54:48
[Hums]
:54:52
Ohh! Oh...
:54:55
[Howard Humming]
:54:57
She's full of it.
:54:59
[Caller Moans,
Howard Hums]