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that our new sponsor
Stanley Sport,

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um, is a great place
to go.

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You know, I got to tell you something.
When I was a child,

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I used to go to Stanley Sport
all the time.

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I loved Stanley Sport.
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My parents would take me through there,
and we just had a great time.

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And we could walk out
with tons of stuff

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even though my parents
didn't make a lot of money.

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Oh.
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And, uh, "There's only
one Stanley Sports,

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"and the grand opening
is this weekend.

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Mark it on your calendar."
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The grand opening
is this...

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I just realized, uh... that makes
no sense what I just said.

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I just told you I went there as a kid,
and now the grand opening...

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Well, I just...
I think I was just caught in a lie.

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Oh, boy. You know
what the truth is?

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I'm a disc jockey
who makes $250 a week,

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and I just want to do
the right thing here on the air.

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I don't want to get fired,
so, uh, I guess I lied to you,

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but, uh, I'll never let that
happen again. You know what I mean?

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Oh, boy, do I feel stupid.
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Seriously, I heard
the show today.

:25:58
I think you're
really getting good.

:26:00
What part did you
like in particular?

:26:02
Was it the Chinese guy calling in
for the Doobie Brothers tickets?

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You know when you did that ad,
when you were just being yourself?

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That's what
you liked?

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Yeah.
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Really?
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It was funny.
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# Gonna use my arms,
gonna use my legs... #

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Howard: Little by little,
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our ratings
actually improved,

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and before long,
I got to interview

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my first real
semifamous celebrity,

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"B" movie star
Brittany Fairchild.

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While I'm
interviewing her,

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she actually invites me
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to go to a premiere
for her movie.

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I remember
how embarrassing it was

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because nobody
knew who I was.

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I'm escorting
this woman around,

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and none of these people
know who I am.

:26:38
They just think she has
some ugly boyfriend, you know?

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But who cared?
I mean, it was exciting.

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Woman In Movie: Hello?

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