:05:01
but it's clear that she's
totally disgusted by me.
:05:04
Down the aisle
on your right.
:05:06
- Excuse me.
- Yes?
:05:07
You don't possibly have
another seat available for me?
:05:08
I'm sorry.
We're showing a full load.
:05:12
Right here on your left.
:05:13
Full load.
:05:14
Yes.
Sir, may I help you?
:05:18
To your right.
:05:21
Hello.
:05:22
Hello.
:05:23
Is this yours?
:05:25
Yeah. If you want
to read it, you can.
:05:27
Thank you.
:05:34
Pfft, I've seen
this look before,
:05:38
believe me.
:05:40
It's the look
of misunderstanding.
:05:42
She thinks I'm a moron.
:05:45
In fact, all my life,
people have told me I was a moron.
:05:47
You're a moron.
Now shut up and sit still.
:05:49
You're a moron.
Now shut up and sit still.
:05:52
So this is my dad Ben Stern.
:05:56
He was an engineer
at a radio station in Manhattan... WHOM.
:05:59
Why do we live in Roosevelt
when you work in New York?
:06:02
Shut up.
:06:03
[Radio Static]
:06:04
We never played catch
or went to ball games.
:06:07
The only sport
my father liked was yelling.
:06:09
Nothing but crap.
:06:10
[Changes Station]
:06:11
[Reggae Music Plays]
:06:12
- Is this one crap?
- Don't be a moron.
:06:15
# Shut up your mouth,
That is your daddy #
:06:18
# Oh, no #
:06:19
# My daddy
can't be ugly so #
:06:22
# Shut your mouth,
go away #
:06:24
# Ooh, Mama
look-a boo boo day #
:06:26
Huh!
:06:27
# Shut your mouth... #
:06:28
My father
commuted every day,
:06:30
I guess it was, about 40 miles
into Manhattan.
:06:32
He'd leave at 7:00 in the morning,
get home around midnight or something.
:06:35
I mean, I never saw the guy.
:06:36
Come on. Come on.
:06:37
Once a year, my old man
would break down
:06:40
and take me
to work with him.
:06:41
A little quality time.
:06:42
I liked that.
A little bonding.
:06:44
Dad and son together.
:06:46
I looked forward to that.
:06:47
[Elevator Dings]
:06:49
Take my hand,
Howard.
:06:51
And remember, Howard,
:06:52
I work here,
so keep your mouth shut.
:06:54
# Never know
how much I love you... #
:06:56
You spin and you spin
and you spin.