1:24:01
You are the motherfucking
Antichrist!
1:24:04
Kenny, take it easy.
1:24:13
Well, this is an exciting day
for us here in the studio
1:24:16
because we have a stage star
with us.
1:24:17
This is Donna Porter
with us on the show,
1:24:19
and she's here to talk
about life in the theater,
1:24:22
and, Donna, I don't know
if you know this,
1:24:24
but our own news guy
Ross Buckingham
1:24:26
actually has some theater experience
as well, don't you, Ross?
1:24:29
Do you want to tell us
about that?
1:24:32
Yes. Um... I once did
some summer stock.
1:24:35
I know you're very,
very proud
1:24:36
of your summer stock
experience.
1:24:37
When you went on stage
the very first time,
1:24:39
did you ever
get nervous?
1:24:40
No, I was...
quite comfortable.
1:24:44
Howard: I see.
That's very interesting.
1:24:46
Then, in 1926,
1:24:47
General Sarnoff
formed NBC radio,
1:24:50
America's first network.
1:24:52
I guess you could say
I was a little nervous
1:24:55
the first time I was ever
on stage with a 12-inch kielbasa.
1:24:58
Now, why is that?
1:25:00
Can I show you?
1:25:03
Sure. I think we'd like
to see what you have.
1:25:05
Right now, you're getting
a look at a live broadcast
1:25:08
of The Howard Stern
Show.
1:25:09
That's about 13 inches,
1:25:10
and you're licking
whipped cream off a kielbasa,
1:25:12
and you're putting it
in your mouth,
1:25:13
and you're jamming
the kielbasa
1:25:15
all the way down
your throat.
1:25:17
Oh, my God.
Look at that.
1:25:18
The entire kielbasa
is going down.
1:25:21
She has swallowed an entire
13-inch kielbasa.
1:25:24
Look at that.
A full 13 inches, ladies and gentlemen.
1:25:27
Wow. You gotta
love that, folks.
1:25:30
You gotta love it,
don't you, Ross? Ho ho.
1:25:32
Ross Buckingham,
have you ever seen a woman
1:25:34
swallow
an entire 13- inch kielbasa?
1:25:36
When you were
in the theater,
1:25:38
did you ever work
with a kielbasa?
1:25:39
What he did to me today
1:25:41
was the most unprofessional
and insulting experience of my life.
1:25:45
I hold you and this station
personally responsible.
1:25:48
If you want to fire me,
fire me. Go ahead.
1:25:51
But I refuse to work with
this man one minute longer.
1:25:56
Good day.
1:25:59
OK, it's 5:35 at W N BC.