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So, tell us about this part
you're getting rave reviews for.
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Well, I play this young girl,
Sidney Prescott,
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who discovers that her boyfriend
is this crazy serial killer...
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who also killed her mother
the year before that.
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So what kind of research
did you do for the part ?
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I don't get it. They get
Tori Spelling to play Sid,
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and they cast Joe Blow Nobody
to play me.
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- At least you get David Schwimmer.
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I get the guy who drove
Jane Seymore's stagecoach...
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for one episode
of Doctor Quinn.
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This is Tori Spelling
starring in the new film Stab.
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Billy, you scared me.
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- What are you doing here ?
- They let me go, Sid. I didn't do it.
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- I'm innocent.
- I know.
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- Please.
- Why won't you let me touch you ?
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Look, I've been going through a lot
lately, Billy. And with my mom-
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Sid, I think you need
to just deal with that and move on.
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I mean, when my mom
left my dad, I accepted it.
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That's the way
the cookie crumbles. Moms leave.
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Yeah, your mom left town. She's not
buried in the cemetery somewhere.
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My mom's dead, and she's
never coming back. Ever.
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- Stupid.
- Ooh, I love scary movies.
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I'll wait for video. Okay,
let's get down to business.
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The way I see it,
someone's out to make a sequel.
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You know, cash in on all
the movie murder hoopla.
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So it's our job to observe
the rules of the sequel.
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Number one: the body count
is always bigger.
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Two: the death scenes are always much
more elaborate; more blood, more gore.
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Carnage candy. Your core audience
just expects it.
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And three: if you want your sequel
to become a franchise, never ever-
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How do we find the killer, Randy ?
That's what I wanna know.
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Oh. Let's look
at the suspects.
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There's Derek, the obvious boyfriend.
Hello, Billy Loomis.
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The guy's premed, and his
pity-me surface wound...
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conveniently missed every major vein
and artery.
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- So you think it's Derek ?
- Not so fast.
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Let's assume the killer,
or 'ers, has a half a brain.