:49:00
I mean, when my mom
left my dad, I accepted it.
:49:02
That's the way
the cookie crumbles. Moms leave.
:49:06
Yeah, your mom left town. She's not
buried in the cemetery somewhere.
:49:10
My mom's dead, and she's
never coming back. Ever.
:49:17
- Stupid.
- Ooh, I love scary movies.
:49:20
I'll wait for video. Okay,
let's get down to business.
:49:23
The way I see it,
someone's out to make a sequel.
:49:25
You know, cash in on all
the movie murder hoopla.
:49:27
So it's our job to observe
the rules of the sequel.
:49:29
Number one: the body count
is always bigger.
:49:32
Two: the death scenes are always much
more elaborate; more blood, more gore.
:49:36
Carnage candy. Your core audience
just expects it.
:49:39
And three: if you want your sequel
to become a franchise, never ever-
:49:43
How do we find the killer, Randy ?
That's what I wanna know.
:49:45
Oh. Let's look
at the suspects.
:49:48
There's Derek, the obvious boyfriend.
Hello, Billy Loomis.
:49:51
The guy's premed, and his
pity-me surface wound...
:49:53
conveniently missed every major vein
and artery.
:49:56
- So you think it's Derek ?
- Not so fast.
:49:59
Let's assume the killer,
or 'ers, has a half a brain.
:50:02
He's not a Nick At Night
rerun type of guy.
:50:04
He wants to break
some new ground.
:50:06
- Right ? So forget the boyfriend.
- Right.
:50:08
- It's tired. Who else do we got ?
- There's-
:50:10
Mickey, the freaky
Tarantino film student.
:50:15
But if he's a suspect, so am l.
So, let's move on.
:50:18
Whoa, wait a-
Let's not move on.
:50:20
Maybe you are a suspect.
:50:23
Well, if I'm a suspect,
you're a suspect.
:50:27
You have a point.
:50:30
Okay, let's move on to-
:50:33
- Hallie.
- Sid's roommate ?
:50:35
- Uh-huh.
- Serial killers
are typically white males.
:50:38
That's why it's perfect. It's sort of
against the rules, but not really.
:50:41
Mrs. Voorhees was
a terrific serial killer.
:50:44
And there's always room
for Candyman's daughter.
:50:47
She's sweet. She's deadly.
She's bad for your teeth.
:50:52
Come on, Randy.
These kids are your friends.
:50:55
Who do you think's
the killer ?
:50:57
- How about Gale Weathers ?
- Gale ? A killer ?