:04:00
GAZ: Nathe.
:04:02
Nathan.
:04:03
Fuckin' hell!
:04:05
DAVE: Come here, come here.
:04:07
GAZ: Jesus, stay still.
:04:09
Stay still, stay still.
:04:12
All right.
:04:14
DAVE: What's your initiative
say about this, bog eyes?
:04:21
GAZ: Eh up. Someone coming.
:04:24
MAN: All right?
:04:25
GAZ: Ah, not so bad.
:04:29
DAVE: Not so bad? Not so bad?
:04:31
That's not much
of a chuffing SOS, is it?
:04:33
GAZ:
All right, don't get a benny on.
:04:39
Shit.
:04:47
DAVE:
My jeans are bloody soaking.
:04:49
GAZ: Should have taken
your kit off. you shy?
:04:52
DAVE:
Don't. Just shut it, all right?
:04:53
[Gaz laughs]
:04:55
DAVE: Ohh.
:04:56
GAZ: Eh up, Dave.
:04:57
-All right, babe.
-Dad.
:04:59
-What do you reckon, Dave?
-Eight, maybe a nine.
:05:03
GAZ: you can never tell till
you see their tits, can you?
:05:05
-Dad!
-What's all this, then?
:05:07
NATHAN:
It's them Chippendale efforts.
:05:09
GAZ: What?
:05:10
NATHAN: Them dancers.
Mum were going on about it.
:05:13
GAZ: Aw, you're joking.
She must be getting desperate.
:05:16
DAVE: Away, Gaz.
:05:17
you all waiting for me, then?
:05:18
WOMAN: yeah, to go home.
:05:20
GAZ: you know where to find me
when you're tired of them poofs.
:05:23
DAVE: Gaz, I'm freezing.
:05:26
GAZ: "Women only"?
Cheeky buggers.
:05:29
It's a bloody
working men's club.
:05:31
I mean,
look at the state of that.
:05:34
I don't know
what you've got to smile about.
:05:35
I mean, he's got no willy
for starters, has he?
:05:38
There's nowt in the gym
that'll help you there, mate.
:05:41
No decent woman would be
seen dead in there.
:05:43
Jean would.
:05:46
Oh, Dave, what's going on?
:05:49
It's her money, isn't it?
:05:50
Fucking hell.
you gonna just stand there...
:05:52
while some poof's waving
his tackle at your missis?
:05:55
Where's your pride, man?
She's already got you hoovering.
:05:57
I saw it, and I let it go.
But this, no, no, no.