:05:03
GAZ: you can never tell till
you see their tits, can you?
:05:05
-Dad!
-What's all this, then?
:05:07
NATHAN:
It's them Chippendale efforts.
:05:09
GAZ: What?
:05:10
NATHAN: Them dancers.
Mum were going on about it.
:05:13
GAZ: Aw, you're joking.
She must be getting desperate.
:05:16
DAVE: Away, Gaz.
:05:17
you all waiting for me, then?
:05:18
WOMAN: yeah, to go home.
:05:20
GAZ: you know where to find me
when you're tired of them poofs.
:05:23
DAVE: Gaz, I'm freezing.
:05:26
GAZ: "Women only"?
Cheeky buggers.
:05:29
It's a bloody
working men's club.
:05:31
I mean,
look at the state of that.
:05:34
I don't know
what you've got to smile about.
:05:35
I mean, he's got no willy
for starters, has he?
:05:38
There's nowt in the gym
that'll help you there, mate.
:05:41
No decent woman would be
seen dead in there.
:05:43
Jean would.
:05:46
Oh, Dave, what's going on?
:05:49
It's her money, isn't it?
:05:50
Fucking hell.
you gonna just stand there...
:05:52
while some poof's waving
his tackle at your missis?
:05:55
Where's your pride, man?
She's already got you hoovering.
:05:57
I saw it, and I let it go.
But this, no, no, no.
:06:00
you get her out of there
and tell her what for.
:06:02
NATHAN:
He can't. It's women only.
:06:07
DAVE: Just hurry up, will you?
Me feet have gone numb.
:06:09
GAZ: That's gratitude for you.
:06:10
We're riding into "Alley
of Death" for you, you fat git.
:06:13
DAVE: It's not my fault
I can't fit through, is it?
:06:17
GAZ: All right, then.
:06:18
I'll be waiting here,
keeping guard.
:06:20
you tell Auntie Jean Uncle Dave
wants a word outside, all right?
:06:24
-Do I have to?
-Good kid. On you go.
:06:27
[Music playing]
:06:28
[Cheering]
:06:46
WOMEN:
Off! Off! Off! Off!
:06:59
JEAN: Ooh, I'm not waiting
in that bloody queue.