:30:01
GAZ: Cigarette, for fuck's sake.
:30:06
GAZ:
Think any of them can dance?
:30:09
GERALD:
you're not still on about...
:30:10
this Chippendales malarkey,
are you?
:30:13
GAZ: A Yorkshire version.
:30:15
If them buggers can,
we bloody can.
:30:17
-you can't dance.
-We know, Gerald.
:30:19
DAVE: Look, Gaz,
niner on its way.
:30:20
GAZ: Why do you think we're
trailing you all over town?
:30:23
GERALD: I don't know.
It's not my kind of dancing.
:30:26
It's all arse-wiggling.
:30:27
GAZ: I've got a degree
in arse-wiggling, mate.
:30:29
you learn us dancing,
I'll learn you rest.
:30:33
Look, Gerald,
for once, I'm dead serious.
:30:34
I need your help.
:30:36
GERALD:
What if someone spots me?
:30:37
What if Linda finds out?
I've got standing, me.
:30:40
GAZ: Aye, you've an overdraft
and all, mate.
:30:43
[Music plays]
:30:53
JANE BIRKIN SINGING:
Je t'aime
:30:55
Je t'aime
:30:57
Oui, je t'aime
:31:00
SERGE GAINSBOURG SINGING:
Quoi de plus
:31:05
JANE BIRKIN SINGING:
Oh, mon amour
:31:08
SERGE GAINSBOURG SINGING:
Comme la vague
:31:11
Irresolue
:31:15
Je vais
:31:17
Je vais, et je viens...
:31:24
Contre tes reins
:31:28
Je vais, et je viens
:31:32
Contre tes reins...
:31:37
[Music stops]
:31:40
REG: I'm sorry. Sorry.
:31:43
Thought I'd give it a go.
:31:45
I got a bit desperate, like.
you know how it is.
:31:48
I can't even take
me kit off properly, can l?
:31:52
GAZ: you're all right, Reg.
There's a cup of tea.
:31:55
REG: No, thanks.
I've got the kids outside.
:31:57
GAZ: Bring 'em in.
:31:58
REG: Nah.