:53:03
Almost rang the phone
off the wall
:53:06
Lookin' for some hot stuff,
baby, this evenin'
:53:10
I need some hot stuff,
baby, tonight
:53:14
I want some hot stuff,
baby, this evenin'
:53:18
Gotta have some hot stuff
:53:20
Gotta have some love tonight
:53:26
I need hot stuff
:53:30
I want some hot stuff
:53:42
GERALD: No.
:53:44
GUY: Gerald. Come on, mate.
:53:45
Just an hour.
:53:46
["We Are Family" playing]
:53:50
HORSE:
There's some fit birds in there.
:53:55
LOMPER: Nah, tits are too big.
:53:57
HORSE:
yeah? Didn't know they could be.
:54:03
"Anti-wrinkle cream."
:54:05
Can fellas use this and all?
:54:08
GERALD: Do you mind, you?
:54:09
[Music stops]
:54:11
DAVE: I just pray they're
a bit more understanding...
:54:14
about us, that's all.
:54:17
HORSE: you what?
:54:19
DAVE: They're going to be
looking at us like that.
:54:23
What if, next Friday...
:54:25
four hundred women
turn round and say...
:54:26
"He's too fat, he's too old...
:54:28
"and he's a pigeon-chested
little tosser."
:54:31
HORSE: They wouldn't say that.
:54:32
DAVE: He's just said her tits
are too big.
:54:34
That's different. We're blokes.
:54:37
DAVE: yeah, and?
:54:38
GERALD: I think
she's got nice tits, actually.
:54:40
LOMPER: I never said owt
about her personality.
:54:42
She's probably quite nice
if you get to know her.
:54:45
No, and they won't say nowt
about your personality, neither.
:54:48
Which is good, 'cause
you're basically a bastard.
:54:49
Bollocks to your personality.
:54:52
This is what
they're looking at, right?
:54:54
And I tell you summat, mate...
:54:56
anti-wrinkle cream
there may be...
:54:57
but anti-fat-bastard cream
there is none.