:54:03
"Anti-wrinkle cream."
:54:05
Can fellas use this and all?
:54:08
GERALD: Do you mind, you?
:54:09
[Music stops]
:54:11
DAVE: I just pray they're
a bit more understanding...
:54:14
about us, that's all.
:54:17
HORSE: you what?
:54:19
DAVE: They're going to be
looking at us like that.
:54:23
What if, next Friday...
:54:25
four hundred women
turn round and say...
:54:26
"He's too fat, he's too old...
:54:28
"and he's a pigeon-chested
little tosser."
:54:31
HORSE: They wouldn't say that.
:54:32
DAVE: He's just said her tits
are too big.
:54:34
That's different. We're blokes.
:54:37
DAVE: yeah, and?
:54:38
GERALD: I think
she's got nice tits, actually.
:54:40
LOMPER: I never said owt
about her personality.
:54:42
She's probably quite nice
if you get to know her.
:54:45
No, and they won't say nowt
about your personality, neither.
:54:48
Which is good, 'cause
you're basically a bastard.
:54:49
Bollocks to your personality.
:54:52
This is what
they're looking at, right?
:54:54
And I tell you summat, mate...
:54:56
anti-wrinkle cream
there may be...
:54:57
but anti-fat-bastard cream
there is none.
:55:01
GUY: Uh, lads...
:55:09
DAVE: Oh, mother.
:55:11
Bloody hell.
:55:13
GUY: Gaz said he wanted
something flashy, you know?
:55:16
Hey, it's top of the range.
Real leather-like.
:55:18
DAVE: yeah, but...
:55:19
you don't get much
for your money, do you?
:55:21
-What day is it again?
-Monday.
:55:23
-And when are we on?
-Friday.
:55:26
Dress rehearsal tomorrow.
:55:28
[Sniffs]
:55:31
I think I'm gonna be sick.
:55:40
HORSE:
How can I read the instructions?
:55:42
There wasn't any.
:55:43
No. Well,
maybe there's a part missing.
:55:46
yeah, got that.
If that's what you call it.
:55:50
Well, if it's all there,
how come it's not working?
:55:56
What do you mean, in what sense?
:55:58
It's not working in the sense
that it's not working.