:28:04
We got the Albanian girl
with a cat, a kitten, and a dog.
:28:08
l don't want a dog.
l asked for a kitten.
:28:10
l understand that,
but the pet wrangler suggested--
:28:13
l need to speak to the president
before you pick an animal.
:28:16
Can't they find me a kitten?
Listen to me.
:28:20
Albanian terrorists
have a staging area...
:28:22
for their atomic workshop.
That's why she's fleeing.
:28:25
What if it wasn't Albania?
Say it was ltaly?
:28:27
l can get a lot of cash
if it's ltaly.
:28:30
"Give them the boot."
What if a shoe was the fad?
:28:33
The little girl
is coming toward the camera.
:28:36
What does she have in her hands?
A kitten.
:28:39
Albania doesn't
do anything for me.
:28:41
That's the problem.
:28:42
-We're locked into Albania.
-Why is that?
:28:46
The president's going to war
in about 30 minutes.
:28:49
Declaring war on Albania?
:28:51
We're not declaring war.
We're going to war.
:28:53
We haven't declared war
since World War ll.
:28:55
We're going to war.
:29:00
This late-breaking news
just in from Air Force One.
:29:03
The president
of the United States...
:29:05
has said he apologizes
for the need for secrecy...
:29:08
and he assures
that it is necessary...
:29:11
for the safety of the men
and women in combat.
:29:13
He says that
the Republic of Albania...
:29:16
long a staging ground
for terrorism around the world.
:29:19
He mentioned a state of war
is or is about to happen...
:29:23
between the United States
and the Republic of Albania.
:29:26
How many kittens do we have?
:29:28
There ought to be
kittens a-plenty. l called.
:29:30
People, let's get started.
:29:37
My name is Stanley Motss.
l'll be your producer.
:29:39
What l would like you to do,
Miss--
:29:41
Tracy Lime.
:29:43
Stand against that wall,
and on my signal...
:29:45
l want you running toward me,
screaming.
:29:47
-Can we get you anything?
-l'm fine.
:29:49
How about a cup of tea?
A little milk, low fat?
:29:52
You OK?
:29:54
Fine. Let's try one.
:29:56
ls this a national?
ls that the case?
:29:58
lt's a direct buy-out.