Wag the Dog
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:27:00
-Who hires these people?
-l feel insulted having seen it.

:27:03
-lt's offensive.
-Poorly costumed.

:27:07
New York Times,
Washington Post: war.

:27:10
Times got the Firefly Girl
in the Style section.

:27:13
Post on page 12.
:27:16
lt's good. Hello?
:27:20
lt's very important. Listen up.
:27:21
lt's all war.
You're doing good.

:27:25
Would you vote for that person
based on that commercial?

:27:28
-l don't vote.
-Why don't you vote?

:27:30
When Major League Baseball
started the fans voting...

:27:32
l voted for Boog Powell
on first base.

:27:34
He didn't get in,
and it disappointed me.

:27:36
lt's futile.
:27:37
You've never voted
for president?

:27:40
Do you vote?
:27:41
No. l always vote
for the Academy Awards...

:27:44
but l never win.
:27:46
Liz, do you vote?
:27:47
l don't vote.
l don't like the rooms.

:27:49
Too claustrophobic.
l can't vote in small places.

:27:53
lt's about that time.
:28:04
We got the Albanian girl
with a cat, a kitten, and a dog.

:28:08
l don't want a dog.
l asked for a kitten.

:28:10
l understand that,
but the pet wrangler suggested--

:28:13
l need to speak to the president
before you pick an animal.

:28:16
Can't they find me a kitten?
Listen to me.

:28:20
Albanian terrorists
have a staging area...

:28:22
for their atomic workshop.
That's why she's fleeing.

:28:25
What if it wasn't Albania?
Say it was ltaly?

:28:27
l can get a lot of cash
if it's ltaly.

:28:30
"Give them the boot."
What if a shoe was the fad?

:28:33
The little girl
is coming toward the camera.

:28:36
What does she have in her hands?
A kitten.

:28:39
Albania doesn't
do anything for me.

:28:41
That's the problem.
:28:42
-We're locked into Albania.
-Why is that?

:28:46
The president's going to war
in about 30 minutes.

:28:49
Declaring war on Albania?
:28:51
We're not declaring war.
We're going to war.

:28:53
We haven't declared war
since World War ll.

:28:55
We're going to war.

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