:11:00
It's what we call a global killer.
:11:02
The end of mankind.
:11:05
Doesn't matter where it hits.
:11:07
Nothing would survive.
Not even bacteria.
:11:09
My God. What do we do ?
:11:13
[ Groaning ]
:11:21
We have 18 days before it hits Earth.
:11:34
- [ Man ] Have mercy.
- Rise and shine!
:11:37
[ Yelling ]
:11:39
Stop the drilling!
Stop the drilling! Stop the drilling!
:11:42
Fore!
:11:45
Stop the drilling! Stop the drilling!
:11:47
- Hey!
- Hey, that was close!
:11:50
[ Chuckling ]
:11:52
I give you 50,000 a year in donations.
:11:56
- What do you think they're
so mad about, Chick?
- Well, I think they feel...
:11:59
that drilling for oil
is an evil thing.
:12:01
You know how much diesel
that clunker boat pumps out an hour?
:12:03
I just found out something interesting.
Number two chewed 180 feet last night.
:12:09
- Who do we have to thank for this?
- I'll give you two guesses.
:12:11
But you're only gonna need one.
:12:13
Goddamn it, A.J.!
:12:15
A.J.!
:12:19
A.J.! A.J., you in here?
:12:22
Oh, that's just perfect.
In bed. Get up!
:12:25
- Uh, hey, you wanted to see me ?
- Yeah, I was lookin' for ya.
:12:29
You're pissed. Okay, I can see that.
:12:31
No. You know what, A.J.?
I'm not pissed. You've seen me pissed.
:12:34
This is way, way beyond pissed,
though. You know I shut down
number two last night, right?
:12:37
- Yeah, man, I had a hunch on that.
- Let me tell you something.
:12:40
Someday, many years from now,
when you're all growed up,
:12:43
and you got your own oil company
and $8 million of your own money
on the contract,
:12:47
you can do whatever comes into
that little A.J.-idiotin' mind
of yours you want.
:12:50
But as long as it says
"Harry Stamper Oil" on the rig,
you will not disobey my rules.
:12:54
- You got that ?
- Yeah, I do got it.
:12:56
All right, now I need to hear
five words from you.
:12:58
- Uh--
- I'll--