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:11:04
Gentlemen...
- Double! Guy on 2nd and 3rd.

:11:08
Is your canine locked up
or secured within your domicile?

:11:11
He's getting his claws removed.
- If you'll excuse me.

:11:16
Does it just suck being you?
- I'll show those guys

:11:20
what sucks.
:11:27
Oh yeah, he misses...
- Damn it!

:11:35
...I'm running outta ideas.
- That's why we have this short shot.

:11:39
Kind of like a bunt. - Exactly!
Doesn't put any runners on base. - Sweet!

:11:43
You lied to me! Again!
:11:46
Right. The dog's appointment is tomorrow.
- Honest mistake, Squeak.

:11:51
My name's not Squeak. It's Kenny!
:11:53
Alright, you little bitch.
Take a shot!

:11:58
No, I wanna turn off your gas.
And don't call me bitch!

:12:03
Okay, Squeak, let's just shoot for it.
:12:05
What? Are you insane?
This is my job, you assholes!

:12:10
All you gotta do
is make a single from here,

:12:13
and you can shut off our gas, and
we'll never call you Squeak again.

:12:16
Or bitch.
:12:18
Or bitch.
:12:24
From here?
:12:27
Alright. Check this shit out!
:12:34
Tough break, Squeak.
Now you gotta fetch the ball, bitch.

:12:42
Three months later
:12:44
We can win the game with this one.
Bring me home.

:12:48
We win the game!
:12:53
We got 5 runs that inning.
:12:55
This game's pretty badass.
:12:57
You're up.

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